I don't get it.. What does Batman have to do with Bruce Wayne?
@Cocconut Head, Okay... *clears throat* Cocconut... I can do this. I can do this. I am James May... Okay Cocconut.... Bruce Wayne is Batman.
@James May, *gasps loudly* MY LIFE IS A LIE
@James May, *universe violently shatters*
@James May, ok well obviously you have been doing some sort of drugs to think such a crazy thing.
@James May, wat
@James May, LIAR! YOU'RE JUST A CRAZY OLD MAN!
@James May, well if it isn't captain slow!
@Cocconut Head, they are best friends.
@Marina Diamandis, Marina and the Diamonds :D
@James May, If Bruce Wayne is Batman, then Lex Luthor is the President.
@Demon King, I'm not old. I still have long Lucius hair.
@James May, lucius as in malfoy or misspelled luscious
@Demon King, oh damn you autocorrect. My apologies my good sir. *luscious
@James May, WHAT! What about clarke kent and superman dont dare tell me they are the same!
@Marina Diamandis, I read that in Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)'s voice. Ah, Dan.
@James May, you're lying no way a billionaire would be batman. He probably just knows batman and they chill together
@James May, haha sure and I bet Santa isn't real
@James May, good one...
@Marina Diamandis, BULLSHIZZLE MA NIZZLE
@James May, its funny, I am watching Top Gear UK right now
Nananananananana Bat Van!
"Come back! All I asked was if you wanted some candy!"
Why is Bruce Wayne's butler with Batman? It makes no sense...
Oh I remember this speech!!!
@Cocconut Head, How is Ned doing?
Definitely read this in Michael Caine's voice!