I once found a spider with a fairly expansive web in my garage. I went and got the broom, but as I was about to knock him down I saw he had a good many mosquitoes trapped. We formed a pact and he lives there to this day, keeping the bloodsuckers away.
@Drakosed, until one day you look and he's not there. That's when your heart starts pounding.
@Drakosed, yeah for some reason I've always liked spiders. Never understood all the fuss. I used to pick them up whenever I'd find them as a kid lol.
@Ira Gamagoori, one time I found I spyder in my room, named him bob, and he slept above my bed for like a year. When my mom killed him I was actually sad.
@Prime Umbra, if you're a wuss
Largest spider can be twelve inches long? That's about.. *zips down pants* NOPE!
@Fax Machine, keep dreaming buddy
@Fax Machine, no he said inches not nanometers
@Fax Machine, I've got the nope of all notes in that case.
@Fax Machine, you forgot to multiply by 2.
@MrJojo, don't need to dream, ask your mother ;)
@The Sucky Uploads, don't need to, I already heard the laughing last night ;). Checkmate.
@MrJojo, nice haha
@MrJojo, wait... You said your Mother died a few years... Oh God.
@The Sucky Uploads, yeah dude. Just think of what you are looking at, then multiply it by 12. IT'S HUGE RIGHT?
Boy, that escalated quickly
I dont run from them. I hunt then down and their family, even those that aren't even in my house
Repost, kill it with fire!!
@aiquoy, Repost in higher quality. meh. Shows clear details of the nopes. WE SHALL BURN THESE HEATHEN BEASTS WITH FLAME THAT HELL ITSELF FEARS!!!!!!
AHHH A REPOST!!! HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN THERE!?! BURN THE COMIC! I DONT CARE, JUST BURN IT!! Forgive me
Seriously? This is a repost from like 2 days ago
FALSE! Spiders are in the kindom Animalia, and there's no such thing as a kingdom for arachnids.
@dribson, I quit reading after that first part. If you can't get the basic kingdom right...the rest can't be true either.
Amazing how many of these posts were on Damn LOL a week ago...
I read flicking as something else...
2 words Black. Widow.
*burns comic even further*
@Spider Repellent, *burns phone as well*
@KawaiiSukai, when they say say that some people just want the world to burn. It's probably because of me fvking up one of my jobs...
I woke up with a spider on my face this morning... I think I broke my bed with my flailing...
Aaaaaaand skip to the end
My godfather was bitten by a brown recluse. He was in intensige care. He died about a year later of cancer.
Harmless? Google necrotic brown recluse bite. Also, no anti-venom for brown recluse and the black widow one is useless.
This is actually what they do to get you to overcome your fear of spiders. The first step is to talk about them. =) (tmyk)
While the tarantula known as the Goliath bird eater is the largest by mass(there is one that is larger becaus of the length of its legs), the name is actually from a famous panting of the spider eating a bird, though they do not actually eat birds. They feed on insects like other spiders.
Read two bubbles then stopped. Saw the fire then read more
I would actually take that purple spider that says humans are nasty. That one is cute!