My dog loves to crawl really around under my bed. Every once in a while, he hits his head on the bed frame. I feel so bad, but the sound is hilarious: "(sound of him crawling) claw claw claw claw claw cla-THUMP! claw claw claw claw THUMP!"
@JohnsMissingCheeto, oops, meant to say "really fast"
@JohnsMissingCheeto, I started to laugh uncontrollably and now all of pizza hut is looking at me
...And then wanted to go back inside.
@In Your Ass, woulda been funnier if your name was your ass
Can't say that I have
@TheSmashingPumpkins, I have
What is this outside you speak of
We still don't know who let the dogs out.
Once...those were dark times
To the backyard and beyond!!
The bottom dog looks like it has 2 snouts