"Can we at least go to dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined before I've been FVCKED!"
@Sceptic cat, well stuckpixel
@SpecialEd Teacher, what exactly does it mean to be "fvcked"? It's not a word so I'm kinda curious...
@Sceptic cat, well stuckpixel doesn't allow us to curse in the comments so we replace the 'u' with a 'v' and suddenly its less offensive!
@SpecialEd Teacher, Go ahead Mom, fvck me, fvck me right in Best Buy!
@SpecialEd Teacher, your name is super appropriate. But also you an raplace the c with the russian с so it looks identical. fuсk
@Trump Repellant, made this comment 3 years ago. How much this app has changed
I wish teachers used condoms before they figuratively fvcked me.
@Jowg, where did the teacher figuratively touch you?
@forgottenbuttmonkey, it will heal. I'm going to the taffy pullers tomorrow.
@forgottenbuttmonkey, right here *points to penises*
@Jowg, not a pretty picture you just put in my head
@Jowg, one looks a little twisted. *winks*
@Jowg, you too?
@Jowg, I wish they would use one before literally fvcking me
I was on Thisiswhyimbroke.com and they had bacon flavored condoms
I would just prefer some lube before an exam. I like it a little risky.
Shut your Fvcking face uncle fvcker
@Booty butt cheeks, "you fvck your uncle yes its true. Nobody fvcks uncles quite like you. Shut you fvcking face uncle fvvvckaa!"
You gotta buy me a beer before you attach the fusion pulse charge to me.
Can you take me to the grease monkey soon, because I like to be oiled up before I'm fvcked
"how about you take me out to a nice restaurant, because I like to get wine and dined before I get fvucked!"
Plot twist: She's literally going to f**k him.
"Can we stop by the gas station and get some cigarettes because I like to smoke after I have just been f**ked!"
Welcome to the Dr. Phil Show, Eric claims to be fuuucked by his mom every night
"No kitty, this is mah pot pie!"