Reminds me of my di.... nner. I had a hot dog for dinner
I'm not a perv, but I really thought that was something else.
@BoJo, yeah, I don't know why you brought up pervs, but I thought it was a lightsaber too
Hey everyone I wanna start a thing where you guys give me a topic/genre and I write a short story on it. If you like this idea, reply what topic/genre you want and the highest rated wins.
@King of Oats, a narwhal finds love in bacon
@King of Oats, Ice.
@King of Oats, invalid chickens origin story
@King of Oats, FunnyPics!
@King of Oats, the calamities that occur to someone in Pompeii when the volcano erupts
@King of Oats, Brokeback Mountain, as told from the horses' point of view
@King of Oats, the kings school of impersonation
@King of Oats, The Adventures of Kanye West and Spider-Man
@King of Oats, a guy finds love inside a potato
@King of Oats, Everyone, voting ends at 8 am next morning. It will probably be posted tomorrow morning or Saturday morning. I have a draft of Invalid Chicken's origin story, so that will probably be posted unless another comment is rated higher
@King of Oats, *violently downvotes all other replies*
@King of Oats, if Kanye wins, I'm thinking of doing parts, kinda like episodes because it seems to fit the title. I might just release Kanye later if you guys really want to see that. But, I believe Chicken's origin pretty much won. Anyway, remember voting ends tomorrow, Friday 1/17/14
@Ice Deliverer, yeah ice, ice is a good idea for a topic
@King of Oats, you should make a blog like Scary Mike to keep everything organized
@The Comic King, this one
@Kristoff, hey, frozen did pretty well, didn't it?
Do you know how fast you were scrolling?
That scroll was not worth it
Finishing touches on Chicken's origin. About to start Spider-Man and Kanye just in case. Hope you guys like it! And also, don't be afraid to critique me. I need feedback. If it's bad, absolutely murder it. But if it's good, just state some things you thought should be better. (PS if Kanye wins, it might be stupid just because, well Kanye is in it)
I'm not gonna lie but you look hot in that dress;)
I thought this was going to e a penis joke
Yeah, the fat makes you look fat.
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's fat that makes you look fat."-Al Bundy
Turn back now.. Snoop DOG awaits you.. You don't want to meet him
The longer I scrolled, the more I expected it to be a penis..
Nobody thought of goku? Im through with this generation
@Kakka Karrot Kake, why would we? Is there something in the picture that references him?
He wasn't lying, it wasn't the dress that made her look fat, it was the fat
Was totally expecting a "sorry for the long post"
Ooooh it's a nose
I wasn't sure what was going to be at the end of this
I thought this was going to be a morning wood joke
I know all of you scroll up and down on this pic. if you know what I mean?
thats what it looks like when i have a boner
@king of oats me getting laid
He tellin the truth she doesn't look fat in the dress she looks fat in everything so his nose wouldn't grow
Plot twist, she's making him lie so she can masturbate on his nose. Hence the smile
Pinocchio is not a fan of big booty hoes.
I feel like...this is a retoast. I don't know, where have I seen this before?..
From the way she's smiling, I think I know why she wants his nose so big...
Thought it was gonna be my dick, but then I remembered its much smaller
@The Dope Pokemon, *IT'S.
"Do you have any idea how fast you were scrolling back there"
Am I the only one who thought "this has to be Usopp"? Yes? Well okay then...
We'll, that escalated quickly.
Since when are there mountains in the city
This picture was made for this app.
I thought it was luffy.
The nose boner: the most awkward boner in existence
I'm not amused by this update.
It looked like dolphin Olympic game at first!
Reminds me of Leaf Leap on Mario Party 5