I believe the community likes these jokes so I'll keep it up til I run out or you start to hate them: What does a Jewish pedophile say to little boys? "You want to buy some candy?"
@Thinlizzy, Say it once more and you'll have ThisHebrewHand all up on ThatSideOfYourFace.
@Thinlizzy, question: why do all pedophiles in jokes and fiction go after little boys and not little girls? Also, why are they always men? (I know you didn't say this one was but still)
@CaptainSwordsman, because we as a society think that only males are sex offenders, which is not true, but a majority are men. And I guess because males usually make the joke they say little boy rather than little girl for psychological reasons I can't explain
@Thinlizzy, interesting. I'll have to conduct more research on this. Actually that's probably not a good idea.
@Thinlizzy, How do you get a baby in a measuring cup? A blender. How do you get it out? Tortilla chips.
@Thinlizzy, Use the money... *Jew laugh* (It's OK Im Jewish.
@Thinlizzy, what do hobos get for Christmas?
Captain Mal sets unrealistic standards for men.
That PS4 is pretty sexy...
I know right! It's like when girls say they can cook but in all reality they can only microwave macaroni!
@Ice Deliverer, but I love microwave macaroni...
@Ice Deliverer, the last time I tried to cook macaroni, I screwed it up and spilled really hot water all over the front of my shirt and burned my tummy. :(
@Because l Can, I'm so sorry!
@Ice Deliverer, you can microwave macaroni?
Pshhh xbox one is much better *watches as everyone loses their minds*
I decided to watch the one and only season of firefly to see what all the fuss is about and man that is a cool show. This guy is great in it.
Who took the picture...
@AnotherIdiot, not sure why that just sent but I love you for that reference!
@AnotherIdiot, I love
@AnotherIdiot, I may be a straight 22 year old girl, but I would so things to that woman. So. Many. Things.
Ok where is Beckett? Castle reference anyone?
My wife just licked my iPad.
Strange. I seem to have added this photo to my favorites about a month ago.