I don't poop often enough to keep up with these updates.
@Little Billy, eat the sugar free gummy bears, i think it will help your problem.
@Little Billy, I remember when there were only 8 picture updates a day, now that's what they have every hour!
@Little Billy, eat more fiber you'll never leave
Finally, after years of training, the day has come that my bowels and stuckpixel updates are perfectly in sync! Time to poop.
@Korrafficorn, I've implanted a device I call the "Bowel Mover" into my rectum. Whenever stuckpixel updates it receives a signal which triggers a light electric pulse, stimulating intestinal muscle movement. From that point I have about 30 seconds to get to the bathroom before "Hell breaks loose." But the point is, I know when stuckpixel is updating - it's pretty sweet!
@KuLaydMahn, I'd do it
Yes... Just like those free tours on certain websites
I'm in history class, my teacher is disgusting he constantly picks his ears.
Fir....*gets shot in the head*
And in real fine print it says: "warning. paid version of education may rob you of countless hours of sleep." Where no one can read it.
@pew pew, they hid it in the Terms and Conditions
So like... no one went to private school?
Today i begin my journey into the popular society. I will listen to rap and say the n word excessively. The waist of my jeans will be around my buttocks and i will own beats by dr dre. Wish me luck.
@Mostly Games, this isn't a joke, it's a serious disease.
My trial offer sucked so I bought the full package to see if it was any better.
Thank god for scholarships and ROTC...
I wish my tuition was only 50k :(
So the textbooks are micro-transactions?
Why can't college be like winrar
My poops don't last long enough for the updates.
Little Billy's and Korrafficorn's top comments both contradict each other
DOES ITUNES KEEP OPENING FOR ANYBODY ELSE
It's my birtday! WOOT!!
"Education"?... not at my high school
I've been on this app for so long that I remember that this is a-NO NOBODY CARES HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN HERE
Free? Obviously he doesn't pay taxes.
Yea but it also adds to our potential to make more money, not to say that highschool grads can't make as much money as a college grad, but ideally the college grad will make more, even after subtracting the $50,000