Cat: if they love you so much then why did they take your balls?
@Meth Turtle, Dog: at least they don't call me a pussy.
@Meth Turtle, yeah well they bought me a phone and they text me all the time
@Meth Turtle, dog: because they will never love any dog as much as they love me.
@Meth Turtle, dog: they keep me on a leash to keep me from kicking your ass
@Conman33, cat: yeah but you're a bitch
The cat wants THEM to run away.
Its actually because cats are smart and for the most part wont run away or get hit by a car while chasing a squirrel
@Hikanake Shizuo, or they can at least find their way back
@Hikanake Shizuo, its not intelligence that makes dogs chase things, it's instinct. It's like being given a peice of chocolate. You don't question eating it, you just do.
@Hikanake Shizuo, you're just asking for an argument
@Hikanake Shizuo, my cat got hit by a car. i dont think they are that smart
@Hikanake Shizuo, SQUIRREL!!!!!
@Hikanake Shizuo, I see more dead cats on the street than dogs
@Cuche66, Well usually there's more stray cats than dogs. Cat are also smaller and harder to see.
@Hikanake Shizuo, it's actually been proven that dogs are more intelligent than cats
Hey that in a way isn't true, cats normally come back, and dogs, well dogs they tend to never come back... *cries internally
unrelated, but Am I the only one who has no idea what to put as a title and description of a submitted photo?
@ComedyInTheRough, Just write something relevant to the image. If it's a more obscure reference, you can also use the description to explain the humor of the pic. These things help our mods sort through all the submissions!
@StuckPixel, maybe you should create a guide that shows good titles and descriptions. Also it could have examples of pics that would and wouldn't be approved.
Apply some cold licks to that burn
I've always wanted a cat, and my best friend recently got one, and she hates cats. And then it ran away after a week. Every time I ask her where it is, she's like "I don't care. I hate cats." And my face is -_-
Right in the feelings
@Sperminator, Right in the feel-ines. Eh? Eh? Never mind...
This is... Sort of related. My family had four dogs before Christmas. One had puppies in September and we kept two, (which is how we ended up with four). The mother got hit by a car, then within the next week our other older dog went missing. We assume our neighbors killed her since we found a dead chicken in our yard, but the never called us or gave us any chance to stop her doing it (if she was doing it). A few weeks after that the two puppies drug up her collar, torn apart, but still fastened, so we assume she's dead. Now, this week, both puppies have gone missing. They had collars and tags, but we haven't heard anything for days.. :( we are wondering if the same neighbor has anything to do with it. I'm afraid we won't see them again. 4 to 0 dogs in a few months. THEY WERE JUST BABIES. Rant over... But I'm still pissed.
@Yorick, this is the saddest thing I have read on funny pics I'm so sorry about your mom and dogs
@The Feels, Thank you, but I hope you don't think it was my own mother. Perhaps I worded it oddly, but it was the puppies' mother that got hit, not mine..
Dogs cats all day