To Feminise Hitler? Why not just poison him?
@Aperture Employee, I think he had the people under him taste his food before he would eat any. So feminism would have worked better to actually get it in his system at least
@the busboy, you are correct, young jew.
@Aperture Employee, Because this way he would be FABULOUUUUS!
@Aperture Employee, because you see poisoning hitler would cause major grievance and anger within the third reich effectively making the Germans grab all their guns and take Egypt in a day, where they would find the magical golden nuggets and use them to defeat the evil lord Qhatusanun, god of moldy marshmallows and I don't know where I'm going with this
@Aperture Employee, it's possible the Fact Sphere wrote some of these.
@Aperture Employee, I agree feminizing him would only make him more aggressive and b$&chy
@Aperture Employee, hitler had about 5 females taste his food before he ate it.. so feminizing hitler would actually be much easier to get through
@Aperture Employee, because we thought he was a bad cook always burning everything he put in the oven.
@Aperture Employee, its about sending a message.
@Aperture Employee, the allies were afraid that his successors would be even more efficient and effective than Hitler, because they were.
@Aperture Employee, because he was poisoning himself. Also, the Secret Service's job is not to interfere with another country's leader. They protect members of the executive and legislative branches. At that time, it would've been the OSS (basically the precursor to the CIA) to do something like that. And I'm not so sure he had other people test his food for him. It wasn't medieval Europe. A food tester wouldn't protect him from polonium.
@Aperture Employee, #tooeasy
@Aperture Employee, because women cant rule the world.. duh.
@Aperture Employee, it explains why hitler was crazy. As we all know b***** be crazy.
@Aperture Employee, killing him would leave a power vacuum. Better to make him hate war and agree to a treaty.
@Aperture Employee, the usa has a no assassination policy. Note that bin laden had a bounty on his head so that wasn't an assassination
@Aperture Employee, he only had one testicle you know...
@Aperture Employee, for the glory of satan of course!
@Aperture Employee, *Doc Brown's voice* We've gotta go back!
@Aperture Employee, they also tried to use cats as guided bombs by throwing them out of planes and hoping they would try to land on ships... some weird sh*t went on in that war
99% of the facts on the internet are true. The other 2% are true too
Really candy crush? My hatred of Candy Crush grows ever stronger.
@GrimIock, you know how many times I've clicked that stupid ad on this app??
@GrimIock, Actually they haven't trademarked "candy" yet, but they are trying to. I don't think it will go through though.
@GrimIock, Greedy fvcks.
@GrimIock, that is only in euroup
@Happytimes2012, u can't trademark the word candy. Next they are gonna trademark the word Pet after their game pet rescue or w/e its called
@GrimIock, they are trying to copyright Candy in general such as in videogames, baby monitors, sound systems, etc. They are also copyrighting Saga for only videogames. A game called The Banner Saga was sent basically a warning about the copyright infringement already...
@Happytimes2012, we'll of course it won't go through. Pokemon has had rare candies for years
Most of the facts people read on the internet are probably true
@Tommy Dean, Of course they're true it's the internet
@Tommy Dean, I believe you because you are from the internet.
@Tommy Dean, If it is on the internet it is fact. - Abraham Lincoln -
The candy crush one Is actually true
@Medal Delivery Boy, Only partly true, they are attempting to trademark it. It is unlikely they will succeed.
@PoetaFit, they successfully did it in Europe, hopefully it's fails in the USA
Hitlers not so bad, I mean he killed hitler
@EpicDragon, so he died a hero?
I honestly have no idea what I will ever do with this information in my life.
All of these updates I found on another sites top 10 in 24 hrs....sad...but then again, the internet is 1 big repost
@Name Not Related, well most humorous content first comes from 4chan (basically all memes) which gets reposted mainly to Reddit (which started some memes) and from there goes everywhere. 9gag, iFunny, and Funnypics are all known for reposting mainly from the first two sites. 9gag and iFunny add watermarks and act as if they're content creators. Funnypics doesn't, so it's alright in my book.
I'm pretty sure that there is nothing feminine about these glorious nipples.
"so guys, instead of poison, how bout we use female horomones?"
@TheCandyManVan, Your name is now illegal
40 Hershey bars is not 22 pounds
I love these facts so much!
I wanna be paid for just reading tweets.
Wait, so the governments read my tweets. : /
@5923ciffy, yes. That's been known for awhile. And mostly it's the NSA, the CIA usually doesn't deal with domestic issues. This factoid is pretty spotty, but the NSA and its PRISM program are known to be very invasive of our privacy.
40 Hershey bars? ha! your on! remember me for a hero!
@Sherlocky, I will be there afterwards to congratulate you
I saw #37 on the Onion so I'm questioning its validity...
They didn't trademark it...
28 January 2014
@Raven1313, How dare you attempt to stand where he once stood
@Hizzy, I actually got permission from the Timekeeper and the other timekeeper s ro do this. The original Timekeeper is too busy with college
@Raven1313, you go raven!! *squaaak!*
*talking to friend* I am going to get you some esposas! *le friend* thanks! *le me* evil devilish laugh
Cus 39 chocolate bars wouldn't kill u
Two things 1 candyland and 2 america secret society is ass
@kolranonanator, I meant service
#43 makes me cringe.
@CulturedKnight, how is that one cringeworthy?
26 was by the British not us
Hannibal blinks like 3 times in the very first scene that he's in...
I should be dead if 40 Hershey bars could kill you
The one about the neutrino tho...
What is a nutrino?
@The Letter U, It's a magical place where unicorns and potatoes bond to form as one
im actually surprised we found osama bin laden
I read 5.7 million tweets per day. The CIA is slacking
Hannibal Lector does blink in the movie.
That chocolate thing can't be true. I once ate 50 Hershey bars in one sitting and I only threw up for 24 hours...
What about Rare Candy?
I feel like I could eat 40 Hershey bars though.. I'll leave now
I'm pretty sure consuming 22 lbs of any substance is enough to kill any human...
During the cold war the United states tried to create a "gay bomb" that would encourage the soviets to make love not war.
Death by chocolate
Hannibal does blink. I checked.
26 is false, it was the British that did that
We need more of these facts pics!
American Secret Service aka ASS
Great. Now here comes chocolate challenge videos on YouTube.
I don't think I'm reading #37 right.
@Bonersaurus, to make it easier, it says if you got the 85 richest people in the world and combined their wealth, the amount of money would be the same as the poorest 3.5 billion in the world.
@Paul The Llama, ohh ok
For the chocolate one, I'm pretty sure it is just due to the lethal dose of caffeine.
I read that hitler had only one testicle...
See, #52 is true, so by the rule of the internet, the rest are true.
Even d!ckless titans find these entertaining
So... no one can SAY or USE the word candy in a video game? I highly doubt that.
@The Milky Man, pokemon rare candy- check mate
Who else already knew about the candy crush one
Get my esposas stat! -grab wife- this will do -she nags criminal- I have to say this day - take off sunglasses - was a drag full of nag
*Dr. Evil meme* "Facts"
For the candy crush one... wut?