In related news, this update is quite possibly one of the worst funny pics has seen in years, back to you Jim with our local weather
@TheWhiteWolf, but the plot twist though
@TheWhiteWolf, well thanks white. Up in Minnesota, its so cold, you might happen to key your car with your nipples.
@Tommy Dean, your name is tommy you don't get to talk!!!!! Now jim you may start reporting
@stuckpixel police, plot twist: my middle name is Jim
@TheWhiteWolf, IT'S SNOWING SIDEWAYS
@TheWhiteWolf, Is your usertag a reference to Geralt the Witcher?
@Tommy Dean, damn it you made me laugh so hard I pinched off the turd I was working on. Lol
@TheWhiteWolf, Breaking news: snowballs have come to life! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! AAH-- oh they're just bunnies. Need to lay off the weed. Now back to you!
@Tommy Dean, just wondering why you wouldn't be wearing a shirt if it's that cold
@HitlerPokemonMaster, shut up hitler
@Killing instincts , charizard use fire blast
@Tommy Dean, I hate I when I get charged for murder on the third degree when I accidentally slit my neighbors throat with my frozen nipples.
@TheWhiteWolf, it's gonna rain
@CEC Isaac Clarke, Boy, that escalated quickly.
@JK now GTFO, nice trick, too bad you can only use it once without people getting angry
lol hes pissed off because he thought someone was sending him a smoke signal when in fact the smoke was actually from what appears to be some sort of factory
@jizz monkey, and that was the meme play by play brought to you by jizz monkey. When you want a monkey, make it a jizz monkey
Justin Bieber just turned himself into the Toronto police for an alleged attack on a limo driver...
I bet the people trying to change the Redskins team name are like "THAT'S RACIST!" And to them I say it's a joke. Soothe your mammaries
@ChickenAfterbirth96, *calm the calamities in your mammaries
@TheWhiteWolf, Thank you I thought I was close. Wow. Such mistake.
@ChickenAfterbirth96, no probs, it's the thought that counts
They're just saying 'hey girl hey.'
#fact90 ) Stretching before going to sleep makes it easier to finds comfy sleeping position
Now that MACWE and Invalid chicken are gone, bus full of kids is my favorite commenter.
so in other news.... anyone here watch danisnotonfire on YouTube?
Does this remind anybody else of the littering commercials with the crying Indian?
This is irrelevant, but how many people ever wanted to build the scenes in the ISpy books? I can't be the only one!
I guess we can say...*puts on sunglasses*....he misread the signals.....yeaAhhhhhh B-)
Part 2: I lay still in bed that night. I was on my side watching television. What a good way to end a good day. Still as a log, my eyes are focused on the moving pictures being projected onto the screen. I begin to daydream and recall my day. As I am, a weird, twisted, sick image enters my mind. An exorcist like being keeps popping up in my mind. Again, the hairs on my neck jump up. "Hmm. Odd." I mutter to myself as I turn over and try to forget what my brain just witnessed. I turn my TV off, shut my eyelids, and doze off into a deep sleep.
@Chopperpig, I really like your writing style and how you implement the most underrated writing tactic for emphasis: the simple sentence.
@Chopperpig, erect lol but it seems to have potential. I would probably change the line, "what a good way to end a good day."
@EmperorNoriJun, thanks man appreciate it. I'm not into heavily detailed sentences bc it's too much effort and puts people to sleep
Sorry for long post just want some feedback on this story I wrote: Part one:I trudged down into the basement to go onto my computer. I peer around to see that my dad is asleep on the couch for snoring to loud. It is early, way early for me to be up on a well deserved weekend. I sit down onto my chair at the computer with a sigh. It is time for me to write an essay that is due the next day. Something doesn't feel right though. I felt a presence, like a frigid winter wind in the middle of January. The small hairs on my neck stand up erect as skyscrapers. To soothe my uneasiness, I put a CD into my computer's music player. A steady rock beat silently flows into my head relaxing my tenseness. I continue on writing my essay for school, but I was paranoid. I sense another being with me. I ponder wondering what the hell was wrong with me. Still in a dream? Probably. I let it go, and enjoyed the rest of my Sunday.
29 January 2014
You should be happy, you finally found civilization
No....No, don't be mean to my people. Don't go that low.
It isn't allowing me to copy and paste the whole thing so sorry for the long useless posts