My razor stays in the shower (cause I don't have facial hair due to my femaleness) so this isn't even possible, and I'm still scared now.
@Voldemint, females don't have facial hair???
@Voldemint, being a female has not stopped facial hair before. Just saying.
@Voldemint, well on the bright side of leaving it out of the shower, your vajayjay is gonna smell minty fresh!!
@Therapists, my mom does
@Voldemint, When you reach for the soap, you grab a razor a scrape it across your chest, the blade is now stuck in your flesh. You call for help but are too astonished and woozy from blood loss to speak. You use your last strength to rip it out, draining the lat bit of blood you have, you slowly drift away into death
@Therapists, are you the rapist or multiple theripudic doctor ppls?
@DoctorTaco, unless you cut into your heart then you have a little longer then that
And now I have a new fear.
"Want to know how I got these scars?"
OH GOD WHY
I almost did that once. Thankfully it was opposite and it was my toothbrush on my chin. Made for some pretty minty stubble though.
Which is why my razor is in an entirely diff location, but oh god
My sister one time, in her sleepy state, brushed her hair with her toothbrush.
I should have stopped at instead of my toothbrush
NO NO NO NO NO NO * runs upstairs and throws every razor in trash* FVCK IT. GROWIN A BEARD
@Anass Rhammer, I'm sad that I can give you but one upvote
4 February 2014
Who needs sleep anyways...
I felt it while I was reading *shivers*
Maybe you should just throw the razor away and grow a beard like a man...
"And that's how I got my scars, Batman"
What the hell!
I winced and covered my mouth whilst reading this
This would never happen, the tip would feel bigger and you brush your teeth, not scraping your gums, and after adding toothpaste unless you're on drugs you would notice something's up....
I feel like I just experienced that when I read it...
This picture gave me a complex
Electric razors for the win. Or would that just be worse...
Umm am I the only one who uses an electric shaver?
*throws out razor* I wanted a bears anyways.