As long as they stay the hell out of my house, they can have all the sex they want.
@Tittles was taken, Optimus can help with that.
@Tittles was taken, yeah but sex with a girl spider means.. More spiders
It's missing the animation at the end where the spiders are humping each other.
@Vucui, that's what I was looking for!
But what would he do for a Klondike bar?
@The Stumbling Drunk, yes.
@The Stumbling Drunk, Have sex with 10 guys?
@Twilicane, there's no way he's not attracted to men. No one is that terrified of gay people. Though I think that religious people who say homosexuality is "sinful" are wrong and hypocritical, most of them at least don't try to chase every LGBT person away.
@JakobJeanCiccone, Yeah, I'm not gay but I believe in gay rights. Putin is just a radical leader, he wants to make a statement to the rest of the world. I don't think he himself is gay. But I agree with what you on the religion thing
@Twilicane, Putin is a beautiful man.
Except... You know... Female black widows are twice the size of males with a freaking bright red spot on their ass.
@The Psycho Turtle, dat bright red ass...
@The Psycho Turtle, except Black Widows aren't the only types of spiders
@Captain47, In all reality, most spiders that weave cobwebs or sheet webs are more common to have different size male and female types. i.e. The wolf spider and The African brown widow.
@Captain47, I know, I was just making an example
@CaptainFrostyFox, you mean... I've probably killed a girl spider!? Oh god... I'm a monster...
@The Psycho Turtle, she was probably just protecting her children. You've potentially made a bat-spider. Live in fear as he stalks the shadows.
@CaptainFrostyFox, shlt shlt shlt shlt shlt shlt shlt shlt shlt. *proceeds to burn down house*
@The Psycho Turtle, it's too late. They burned down Bruce Wayne's mansion, but batman still lived on. You have failed to understand the severity of the situation. I'd ask Siri for help.
@CaptainFrostyFox, she told me to kill bill gates...
@The Psycho Turtle, But but but but he has plenty of windows to sneak through
@CaptainFrostyFox, oh you just did
@The Psycho Turtle, I'd excuse myself but there's no where to hide in the arctic wastelands.
@CaptainFrostyFox, there's always place to hide in my shell ;)
@The Psycho Turtle, any room for Frosty?
@CaptainFrostyFox, why not!
@The Psycho Turtle, I'd ask you to kik me, but it'd hurt.
@CaptainFrostyFox, your darn right it would!
@The Psycho Turtle, WAKE UP, GRANDMA. DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE
@CaptainFrostyFox, waddya say? Beat your feces loose?
@The Psycho Turtle, I'm not ready for prison!
@CaptainFrostyFox, you win
@The Psycho Turtle, I'd like to thank grandma, for always lifting me up when I get hungry
@CaptainFrostyFox, and reminding me of my mortality
@The Psycho Turtle, and teaching me how to eat hair
@CaptainFrostyFox, and telling me that when people say no, they really mean yes.
@The Psycho Turtle, and teaching me that one day I will be able to defecate on myself at the displeasure of an intern, nurse, or volunteer.
Wow. A picture about spider homosexuality. What is going on at stuckpixel HQ?
@Lesbian Carwasher, Oh, the normal night shift stuff.
@StuckPixel, don't forget to ruin our childhoods again!
I seen those spiders in my house too! They rolled out a tarp and used that good baby oil on one another. Thank god I'm not alone here
Spider pus*y spider pus*y can she swing from a web no she can't cuz she's a c**t look ooouuuut it's the spider puss
@RoadKill Squirrel, pussy, cunt. No need to censor yourself on those ones.
8 February 2014
Is that true
I'd like to know if that's true or not but I'm terrified to google "gay spider sex".
I find it funny when everyone is terrified of spiders. They kill all the annoying bugs and actual dangerous bugs like centipedes.
Frogs are the same way I believe
Spider Pussy - quickest comic spin off cancelation in history.
So close to picture 90000
Dafuq did I just read?