I feel really upset that someone just shoved a perfectly good handgun into a bowl of guacamole.
@Praetor, Glocks are amazingly sturdy and somewhat easy to clean, watch FPS Russia's vid on one, he freezes it in a literal block of ice.
@Praetor, I'm more upset someone put a handgun in a perfectly good bowl of guacamole
@Door2Light, he also literally blew it up and it still shot. Put it in a oven and still shot.
@Praetor, At least it's good with chips now.
@Praetor, think of all the chips that will go without guacamole !!
@Praetor, its a glock, a piece of crap anyway
@Praetor, it's a Glock man, that thing will still fire no problem. In fact how do you think they mashed up the avocados in the first place?
@Praetor, That's funny. Calling a Glock a "perfectly good handgun."
@Boomshigidy, More for me if you aren't having any!
@SimonPetrikov, Come on now, don't be condescending.
@Waffles, Not really. Aiming is hard to get used to, it's too blocky for me, but it is reliable as all hell.
@Praetor, I will be as opinionated as I like. I also think Titanic is overrated, Nickleback sounds awesome, and Florida looks like an appendix.
@SimonPetrikov, You sound like you make quick friends.
@Praetor, people either love them or hate them. Personally I dislike them. I think they're ugly and don't handle well for me. But you can't deny that they are a very reliable and a simple to use handgun. That's why they're so great for beginners. They are by no means a bad gun, to each his own
@Praetor, Most of them don't live in Florida.
@Praetor, you know you're fat when you're upset someone ruined the guacamole with a handgun. You know you're a gun activist when you're upset that someone sullied a handgun with guacamole. You know you've been on the internet for a while when you realized someone just trolled both the fatties and gun enthusiasts, knowing most are one and the same... 'Muricah!
@aiquoy, You don't deserve to speak to me, or anyone else here for that matter. Your rudeness and disregard for others are an insult not only to me but to all who have the misfortune of viewing your blathering. You are a waste of carbon and gross misuse of sustaining resources. If you attempt to reply I will not read your message nor will I grace it with a response, as I sincerely hope never to hear of you again. I have nothing more to say to you.
@Praetor, no, once his deplorable immune system stops working he will be an excellent fertile source of nutrients and organic matter for microscopic flora and fauna that will eventually feed beings much higher than himself. Such as insects. Or weeds. Or swine.
@WilfredMott, I love you so much right now.
@Praetor, I'm an extremely irritable, perpetually angry, bitter, and infinitely spiteful person and I'm in a particularly bad mood tonight. His comment made me angry simply because I'm sure he felt so clever and happy when he made it and the thought of him ginning smugly to myself made my blood boil.
@WilfredMott, I'm definitely adding you to my list of relatable people who I don't hate.
@WilfredMott, It's a very short list.
@Praetor, I will add you to the list of people who think they know me or my life and follow me like stray dogs trying to impress me like their alcoholic father. We're not friends. I don't like you. I won't like you. I don't care if you don't like that. Now be a sport and grab pappy another bottle of Jack.
@WilfredMott, ...and you are in fact an arse. Great. I'm so glad I keep running into you guys.
@Praetor, that's right. An arse. A twat. A wanker.
@WilfredMott, Also, you were spot in with the whole "alcoholic father" thing, my Da died of liver failure two years ago. Thanks for bringing that up.
@Praetor, trying to appeal to my humanity? Of course I was spot on. It isn't hard to notice desperation for approval from abusive people and a longing for fellowship. If it wasn't an alcoholic father it would have been an absentee father. I don't regret saying it.
@WilfredMott, I know you how you think of yourself. You are dark, you are alone, no one understands you, everyone around you is just an ignoramus who doesn't have it figured out like you do. The thing is, more people can relate than you think. Because a whole lot of people are exactly like you. They're the lone wolf, the scholar in a room of barbarians, the paragons of practical knowledge surrounded by frivolous romantics. You play a stereotype played by many alongside you. Perhaps it makes you feel powerful. Perhaps it makes you feel important. Perhaps it's just the only way you know of to set yourself apart, to feel different. I can't read your mind. I can't tell you who you want to be. But I can tell you that it's not working. Maybe those who truly are without guidance would look to you as a superior. Maybe they would be consumed by the idea that there is better version of themselves, one that they can never attain. But I am not one.
@WilfredMott, Then again, maybe this is what you want. Maybe this response of disgust furthers your desired self image of a tragically misunderstood philosopher, preaching to those too simple to head his words. Again, I cannot know. But I will tell you this; you project a sad case. You call on all those around you as fools. You strike at others in the most intimate ways you can, wishing to inflict the most damage. You think yourself above the pettiness of mere 'humans'. But you are not. Your desperate clinging for a personality you only barely manage to hold together shows you as more human than many. You want to be hated, to be shunned. It feeds the person you want to be. But you are not that person. The things you have conveyed tonight were baseless and cruel, which, as I have asserted, you will likely be delighted to hear. You slander my father because it makes you feel detached, like you are above the human taboo of 'respect for the dead'.
@WilfredMott, You may still be thinking now that I am just another fool. Another who fails to understand you. You may continue on scrabbling for your imaginary persona, forever hoping that you one day may obtain it. If that is how you leave me, then you have heard nothing of what I have spoken, and I will have failed. But if you do find these truths inside you, if you do see that you have been in error, if you do see that things must change before you have swallowed yourself whole; then I have succeeded. It may be a small victory, but a victory nonetheless. I fear that you may be reaching point of no return. Perhaps you have already passed it. I do not know. I can't force you to see as I do. But I can try to turn your eyes to the light. That is all.
@Praetor, not quite, lad. I'm not special, a philosopher, or superior. I just don't care. Clearly I've caused you pain. That entertains me. Tomorrow I won't care because I won't be entertained anymore. I don't say everyone else is a fool or that I'm alone because I don't care enough to make that call. I eat. I sleep. I hate. That's it. There's nothing deeper. There's no reason, no justification, no pathetic story or philosophy. I just don't like you or anyone else.
@WilfredMott, And thus, I have failed. I regret that I could not do more. You are broken. So terribly broken that I fear that there is nothing on earth that can put you back together. I sincerely hope, if this is your choice, that you may someday become the man you wish so dearly to be, as perhaps then your mind will know ease. I know you discredit it, but then you would, would you not? Regardless, I digress. I'm afraid that I am no longer interested in any more of your self gratification, so, if possible, please keep your further points of cruelty to yourself. I bid you go forward, and find peace in whatever path you choose. I only wish that I could have turned you from the one you seem so eager to follow. It's ending is one sought by many - yet all who arrive there seem to regret having reached it in the end.
Farewell. There is nothing more I can do.
@Praetor, you're no fun. Such long wind in you I'd hoped you'd have more fight in you.
@WilfredMott, As I said, I am finished. You are lost, and cannot be redirected, much as I wish you could be. I, as stated, am no longer interested in the promotion of your ego. This will end peacefully here.
@Praetor, why do you want to change me anyway?
@WilfredMott, because there is enough pain in the world without messengers willing to spread it.
@Praetor, so changing won't benefit me. It helps people like you feel better.
@WilfredMott, It does not help you. It does not help others. It serves only to weaken all.
Now, much as I can tell that you would like to continue, you have made it clear that you have no intention of personal review, so I'm afraid I cannot help you. I ask again that you end now what is quickly becoming a pointless exercise.
@Praetor, it isn't pointless to me. It seems you're the "philosopher" here and I'm unimaginably bored.
@WilfredMott, Then allow me to end your boredom. This correspondence is terminated. I have said all that I can.
@Boomshigidy, I'm more upset someone put crap in a perfectly good bowl.
@Boomshigidy, But I like danger in my guac.
Great now you're going to spend forever cleaning your gun. way to go dumbass.
@Bonersaurus, forever? I hate the word "forever." He may spend an hour cleaning
I'm I the only one who thought it was weed from the thumbnail?
God dammit Barb!
Has anyone here ever had the guacamole at Rocco's Tacos. It's sooo good!
Ha the one pic im considered relevent...
14 February 2014
Never buy a gun from MattV2099
Women: they ruined the guacamole! Men: they ruined the glock!
@Maturity, I'm a girl and I immediately thought they ruined the glock. Also does anyone else get it? Glockamole
Put that guac on some retoast
*doesnt get it, turns to next pic, gets it, laughs, goes back to comment and add to favorites*
This is why we can't party at Carlton lassiter's house.
I told you my guacamole recipe was deadly but no one listened.
I laughed too hard at this.
If you think this is bad start watching "mattv2099" videos on YouTube.
"Call the cops when you see some Guaccc. Grab your Glocks when you see some Guaccc." -2pac
Hey the lego store called, there's a recall on your glock
*Chuck Norris* Why is my breakfast covered in this green stuff? *Bruce Lee* It's my breakfast now. *Chuck Norris* Oh of course. Bullets on the side?