That's a lot of porn...
@Anonymous Jack III, German dungeon midget trap porn is more extensive than you think
@Abusive Breasts, yeah I only like the ones where I watch them set the trap
@Anonymous Jack III, But... the total data it says is 180 MB...
@Abusive Breasts, I always preferred Black-French Baguette Porn featuring Honey-Comb Bees. It is truly the rare, exotic, and luxurious "flavor of ice cream" if you will.
@Anonymous Jack III, kids don't know how easy they have it now. That's how long I used to wait for a picture of boobs to load.
@Abusive Breasts, Google videos of nugget porn, it's hot
@Abusive Breasts, i prefer porn with Down syndrome midgets and anything with an amputee
@Anonymous Jack III, 180 mb isn't too much.
If you think a 180 mb is a lot of porn you need to get on my level.
@Drox, bro do you even terabyte
Unrelated, but I finished my first week of college for automotive and I think I'm sticking with it.
@Personal Jesus, congrats!! I start college next year 😞
@Your Grandmas Tits, this week I get my uniform and tools so it should be good. It's just so strange having just graduated high school and a month later starting college and participating in the adult world when five weeks ago I had to ask to use the bathroom. I hope I'm doing the right thing.
@Personal Jesus, I'm sure with enough passion you can do anything 😊
@Your Grandmas Tits, thank you for the encouraging words and good luck in your own ventures
@Personal Jesus, Unrelated but I completed three rounds of Solitaire in a row in less than 20 minutes total. Beat that.
@Lt Dubble Bubble, I once ate a hot pickle and only cried for 15 minutes. Beat that!
@Personal Jesus, I masturbated to that image for 8 hours and didn't get a hand cramp!
@Lt Dubble Bubble, I once jerked off with handsanatizer and only punched three walls when it got in my urethra
@Personal Jesus, I killed a man, with this thumb!
@Lt Dubble Bubble, I ate a bowl of nails....without any milk
@Personal Jesus, I resisted an offer to taste Subway's Guacamole made with Hass Avocados and just a hint of Jalapeños to keep it interesting *smiles and winks at camera*
@Lt Dubble Bubble, I denied tickets to a special first veiw of Disney's lastest master piece and current number one movie in America "Inside Out" (good move with the advertising maybe we can get paid as we battle to see who's tougher)
@Personal Jesus, I have an opinion of my own which is usually controversial to others on social media. Such as the controversial ecstasy that is KFC/Popeye's (whichever will pay me more)
@Lt Dubble Bubble, I would go with popeyes even for less money so long as I got a food hook uo
@Personal Jesus, If that were so I would go for a Shawarma joint or maybe a Wendy's or Pizza Hut.
@Lt Dubble Bubble, never had shwarma but I do very much enjoy Wendy's
@Personal Jesus, Shawarma is good stuff, Israeli Shawarma anyhow that's the only kind I've tasted. But Wendy's is awesome! I love their Frosties, Potatoes, and Fries.
@Lt Dubble Bubble, Wendy's is some good eatting. I've enjoyed this conversation.
@Personal Jesus, as have I. Good day Personal Jesus. Go with health.
That piece of paper is so graceful, so beautiful.
39 years for a 189mb file with dial up connection is actually pretty fast.
Sounds about right
@Captain3rdwheel, if hours were like days
A valid suicide note
Downloading the disc version of GTA V on pc like:
Must be a newer version of Windows
So glad we still have dial-up!!
So hes already been there for like 15 years?
@Charon, Please change your profile picture so my organization's members will not be frightened if they wake up in the middle of the night, go on FP and see your profile. We keep running out of blankets if you catch my drift. A sincere thank you from the Matok (Hebrew for sweet) Military Agency, Candy Citadel, Lt Dubble Bubble.
@Lt Dubble Bubble, i'm willing to negotiate. However I will only change my avatar after I have recieved no less than 3 extra large pizza hut stuffed crust pizzas, a pretty asian girlfriend, and a few nice compliments.
@Charon, Question must the Asian girlfriend be a complete female, because if not I think we can make a deal. *calling out the window* FERGUS, WAINY, GET THAT CHOW FELLAH SHAVED, IN SHORTS, IN HEELS, IN A BRA, AND SENT TO THE DOCTOR. ALSO GET THREE XL PIZZA HUT STUFFED CRUST PIZZAS!!!! *begins writing list of compliments*
@Lt Dubble Bubble, I changed it idk why its still there
@Charon, All your items shall be sent to you by mail. The girlfriend is in individual pieces which can be put together or left for individual use. As for the compliments: "You are indeed a creature of great beauty and passion. You are talented as the sun is hot, and as skilled as a wolf is with hunting. You are smart such as a professor of all professions. Your pure existence is awe-some to all inhabitants of the known realm, and you are indeed a person of great power".
@Lt Dubble Bubble, thank you my good sir, my gravatar should change shortly. Now I trust that I will get instructions on how to reassemble her yes?
@Charon, Well there is a basic map of the human anatomy, crazy glue, and crazy glue reliever in case you glue something to the wrong part.
The dude was downloading from ftp.netscape. The file is Netscape 4.7 for Windows 95.
When you request the dankest memes from the past...
Back in MY day, we could only download in kb and we didn't have no fancy schmancy iPhones! We had to play outside with the bugs and the nature!
Yes that sounds about right
What downloading a picture with 56k dial up felt like
*Internet Explorer meme
That 300 baud modem tho.
Oh the memories....
@Anonymous Jack III, porn thats worth waiting 39 years for