Sir, do you know how fast you were scrolling?
@Kirigaya Kazuto, Thats not what my nightstick say *engages in police brutality*
@SirTickleTots, No I promise you im not drunk. Here I'll walk in a gay line.
@SirTickleTots, let'em go Sirtickletots, someone scrolling THAT fast doesn't have time to be stopped.
@SirTickleTots, the speed of fast
@SirTickleTots, Hi nightstick! *THWACK**THWACK* Ow! *THWACK* Ahh!! You are almost as fast as my scrolling!
Nearly all big cats and also wolves will scout out a herd and choose the weakest or youngest. Its much easier to chase down the weakest zebra rather than the healthy ones.
@CollegeKids, why would the weakest one be at the front of the pack
@thekingalexg, I don't know its a pic on the internet? I'm just saying what they actually do.
@CollegeKids, oh i thought you were explaining the picture
@thekingalexg, maybe it was actually the back? But the thing is, judging by the size, that zebra was a young one.
@CollegeKids, do nearly all big cats and wolves have a comprehensive sense of irony?
@CollegeKids, and on a side note, how is the weakest member running the fastest?
@CollegeKids, *cue 'The more you know' screen*
@CollegeKids, kind of like how I "date"
@CollegeKids, I accidentally down voted you :( I'm so sorry! I'm going to hell...
@flame thrower , oh don't worry yourself man. You certainly are not going to hell. :)
@CollegeKids, I'm a girl, but that's good to hear :)
@flame thrower , oh my apologies. Hard to know these things on this app. I'm sure you are very feminine.
@CollegeKids, you are forgiven, I agree, it is hard to tell. Oh, I'm not feminine, on a previous pic I stated how I like guns and hunting. But again, it is very hard to tell
@flame thrower , oh well I'm just failing all over the place here. That'll teach me to assume.
@CollegeKids, I apologize for all the correcting
@flame thrower , anyway have a good night!
@CollegeKids, I do the same thing at bars at nightclubs.
Fun fact! This was most likely because the zebra was injured or weak, which was also the reason why it was outside the herd. Lions look for stuff like that, and kill them.
@Choosing a username is hard, That wasn't fun.
@Choosing a username is hard, I said that... Haha
@Choosing a username is hard, it's the ciiiiiiiiircle of liiiife. And it moves us aaaall. Sorry I felt compelled. But Also!! What about the thrill of the chase? Maybe they don't want the easy ones, or the ones that play hard to get. So they run through them all to get the right one.... Hold on I think I'm onto something here... And it's gone.
"DAMN NATURE, you scary."
@Sterling Malory, And now we return to, fast animals, slow children
@Umbreon, Anubis! How did you get on here?
@Mothra, I learned how to use the internet.
Damn racist lion goes for the black and white one
19 February 2014
Because he is young and weak?
Just out of curiosity, how do you all view funnypics? I start where I left off and work my way to the newest one
@Mr Mayhem, I start with the newest & never reach where I left off, because my phone dies or someone calls. So many missed pics... v.v
What ever happened to MACWE
Lion knows what she wants
No comments? My time to- Ah forget it. By the time I post this the page will be full of comments.
@LunaTheKitty, You'd be correct
Fun fact! Did you know that saying "le" as a pronoun in English is not actually the least bit funny? The more you know!
How I feel when I play any online shooter.
There was an experiment ears ago where one of a herd was sprayed with a Red Cross and this was the animal taken every single time because the x makes that animal stand out
This is a hunting technique, predators will always aim for prey that stands out, so prey swarm/herd together so as not to be 'seen'
This is a hunting technique?
Gotta give credit to the guy for counting the zebras and what not.
The adults will make more babies for him to eat..... that sucks
Marty: Alex! How could you betray me?!
That's like me when in a club
Zebras stick close together, using their pattern to both confuse predators and to start peaceful protests against the dining of their species
It's probably because he is farther from the group than others.
They go for the sick ones and keep the population steady
They look like elephants in the drawing
That one dumb zebra that ran towards the lion...
You know why it went for that one? Because it was the fastest one that obviously ran faster than all the other zebras that it knew it couldn't catch
Bad luck Brian's spirit animal
If bad luck brian was a zebra...
At least he was focused...