This is actually a true story: Back before refrigerators had lights, in New York City, New York, a middle aged woman was declared missing after not going to work or returning home for three days. The police searched around her area, called relatives, and talked to neighbors for about two weeks before calling off the search. Since nobody lived in the house anymore, the house was taken by the government. Most of her things were thrown away, including her fridge. A man at a recycling center looked at the fridge, opened it, and found cut up pieces of the woman's body inside food containers; jelly jars, pickle jars, plastic bags and paper bags. The police didnt notice because it was 10:00PM when they searched the home...and the fridge didnt have a light. This is why we have lights, my fellow comrades.
@Brick the Brick, that is a lie. ;__; stop
@R3z193, Google "Woman found in refrigerator" and click "I'm feeling lucky"
@Brick the Brick, Didn't*, didn't*
@Brick the Brick, It's ok, I didn't need to sleep tonight.
@Brick the Brick, There was nothing lucky about that at all
@Brick the Brick, but shouldn't they have had a flashlight on them and used that to search around? They were searching at night after all..
@The Corrector, don't you think that you should give people a break with correcting punctuation? It's a little excessive. I figure at this rate you'll have hundreds of enemies in a couple of weeks.
@ Kendrick Lamar TDE, man he's fine, its amusing to see how many little things be can find
@Crometer, It's going to be hard to comment freely now because I'm always going to have him in the back of my mind while typing.
@The Corrector, you must be very fun at parties right?
@ Kendrick Lamar TDE, it's my job. It's all I can do.
@ Kendrick Lamar TDE, :)
@Brick the Brick, mmm kinky
@Brick the Brick, Exactly....midnight snacks.
@Brick the Brick, that's not a very fun fact...
To make the fridge seem more heavenly when you open it. I also keep a choir locked in my basement so they can sing when I open the fridge to add to the effect.
@STD Muffin, I like your style kid
Truer words have never been spoken
@Narutolover115, Those are the truest words ever spoken? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
These are the questions that haunt me...
Because midnight is not the only time it's dark
@bi polar polar bear, The reason why we have lights in our refrigerators is because*. Never start a sentence with "because".
Then are we not supposed to have ice cream past dark?
Refrigerator let there be light. Jesus wants us to eat. Eat the snack.
To keep the monsters away
Because it's dark inside.
@Xcalizorz, I'm a blast at parties.
There should always be time for food
Am I the only one who thought the light was powered by tiny people who knew I was opening the door? Like, I was way too old before realizing what was actually going down.
20 February 2014