"Lost control of ass"
@But I have pants on, donkeys are pretty hard to keep control of
@But I have pants on, it's a man, but it says "she" lost control
@But I have pants on, to the drum part of in the air tonight
Blood everywhere? B!tch must've been a kardashian
@Mystic Poop Wand, nah, see was just that time of the month for her...enjoy that mental image...
If you read the headline carefully, you will see that the man twerked to Death, Death didn't twerk to the man. It is very possible that he is still alive, just a little sore in the ass.
I'm not sure if he kept twerking until he died or was twerked to death by someone else...
I would go with death by snu-snu.
"Man's head explodes after excessive flapping"
Yeah this guy deserved to die
It was Arthur S. Smith
Thats even worse
@TheCandyManVan, but it would be amazing to die like that. I mean think about it, how many people can say they died like that? I think it's a feat. Even though twerking is stupid, it's still a feat.
HOW ABOUT FOR THIS PIC WE ALL COMMENT LIKE WE'RE ON TUMBLR WITH ALL-CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION YEAH OK LET'S DO THIS.
@a funny username, YIPPIE KI-YAY MOTHETF*CKER
@John McClane, MOTHETF*CER
@Pretty Sweet, GODDAMMIT I THOUGHT I HAD THIS ONE.
@a funny username, THIS IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER
He had a dance off with Miley Cyrus on her period.
It. Says. She?
Almost as good as death by Ardat-Yakshi.
Me want snu snu!!
I would've wanted mine to say "drowned in pussy".
I prefer death by snu snu.
Why do I always laugh when I'm trying to be quiet?
That's how I wanna go
And that's how everyone ends up down here.
She was on her period
I guess he danced his ass off.... Okay, I'll show myself to the door now...
Ass next pic
I bet it was sharkeisha
23 February 2014
I bet Arthur s smith did it
I have better standards than this