These are true awkward struggles that happen to me daily
@What kinda bullspit, tis sad but true :(
@What kinda bullspit, every...single...one...
@What kinda bullspit, you get a job interview, birthday card, go shopping, order fast food, and get a haircut every day? Cool.
Comments on picture, checks back later to make sure it wasn't downvoted.
@ANAL OVERLORD, yup me too
@ANAL OVERLORD, hehehe. Anal. Near a poop picture
I find most of these completely apply to my everyday life...
Good god, I am the awkward penguin
@thelilynator, good God lemon! I can't say "good God" anymore without saying it like jack in 3rd rock.
My life exactly
Okay seriously guys, what do I do when my friend talks to someone I don't know?? This happens so much.
@Spatula, idk just listen to what they are talking about and try to get involved
@Spatula, hopefully before they burst out in conversation wave and say "hi my name is blah" and all of a sudden you become part of the convo.
I find these surprisingly funny
@Sethapotimus, probably because it's true for most people
I never gave permission for someone to document my life via meme...
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This meme is my life
These are all true for my life
Other than the birthday card and the job interview one, all this happens to me daily... Such an introvert, I am.
The argument in my head one is true!
Soundtrack to my life right here
Literally ALL of these have happened to me.
O.M.G. it's ME o_O
The first two are actually just polite
The is so accurate I now need to make sure there aren't people following me and monitoring my thoughts
I did half that stuff this morning
I don't think I have ever not fvcked up a coffee order because I practiced it too much in my head
There is no other meme that better describes me
I just read *Can hear self chewing, open birthday card
I am this penguin! I'm changing my username
25 February 2014
Who doesn't practice their order in their head before they go up?
I didn't fall behind, they just got ahead of me.
Wow all these describe me perfect..
Every single one
I'm guilty of probably all of these 0__o
This is too accurate at describing me in real life
British Instruction Manual
"Hey, man. How's it hanging?" "About 6 inches."