Hey FunnyPics Community! I was just wondering what little things do you think are absolutely the worst? Like personally, I hate it when your nose is running and you breathe out of it and it creates a snot bubble. Also, I can't handle it when you walk into a room and firget why you're there or when you look down and feel like you have a double chin. What bugs you?
@Medicus Quis, I especially hate when people comment on funny pics asking personal questions...and then hate myself even more for responding to them.
@Medicus Quis, I hate the snot bubble thing too! And I also hate when a teacher writes on a chalk board and it makes a screeching sound
@Medicus Quis, When I see a horribly disturbing picture on funny pics and then get permanent insomnia.
@Medicus Quis, that little triangle on your windshield that the wipers can never reach...
@Medicus Quis, you sir must have a very large chin to be able to see it when looking down. is it a double, triple, or dare I ask a quadruple chin?
@SelfConsciousSwimmer, I hate when people respond harshly to people asking a simple question in the comments.
@Medicus Quis, when you don't have a place to put all your small misc items and they are scattered everywhere.
@Medicus Quis, I hate when people chew like a cow. C'mon man. Close your lips.
@Medicus Quis, when people have bad manners haha
@Medicus Quis, I hate it when Im wearing a sweatshirt and one of the strings is longer than the other one
@Medicus Quis, I hate it when after a whole day of blowing my nose from being sick, the skin near the nostrils starts to chafe.
@Medicus Quis, Spiders
@Medicus Quis, I hate it when someone asks a damn good question and I really want to answer it but have no clue what to say.
@Medicus Quis, Mouth breathers, spit, and when people leave any food on their silverware.
@Medicus Quis, I hate when it's really cold out and you're running, then your throat gets dry and starts to get that really specific pain... I don't know if you'll understand but... Yeah.
@Medicus Quis, When people smack or eat with their mouths open, when couple stop to kiss in the middle of the hallway (I kick them), when eat each other's faces while try to kiss, when people slack off completely and I'm left to do all the work. I hate people in general, actually.
@Medicus Quis, The feeling of strong wind pushing on you while you ride a bike.
@Medicus Quis, Whenever underneath my tongue starts to itch. I'm not the only one that has this problem right? It feels like it's on the inside of my body.
@KiritoSAOHero, i know your pain all too well
@Miraak, I can relate to that! When I'm riding my motorcycle I have to stay away from those 18 wheelers because they create such a big gust of wind that it almost knocks me off my bike. Very terrifying when you're going over 60 mph.
@Medicus Quis, 1. When a teacher is erasing their whiteboard and leaves little marks in places. 2. Tobacco spit. 3. Preventable body odor... Two and three pretty much define one of my brothers.
@grandmaontheinternet, I don't think he meant emphysema grandma.
@Bonersaurus, I'm paranoid about those trucks in my car; I can only imagine your terror on a motorcycle... You are brave, sir.
@Medicus Quis, those little floater bastards in your eye that move away when you try to look at them
@Medicus Quis, The dreaded stubbed toe. It is worse than stepping on a Lego.
@Medicus Quis, I hate getting out of bed
@Medicus Quis, my biggest pet peeve is when someone makes the laces to my jacket hood uneven. Maybe it's just OCD
@Medicus Quis, I super hate when people can't chew quietly... like when they smack their lips and it sounds like a massacre or a cow chewing its cud or something. Drives me CRAZY.
@Medicus Quis, When people don't use their blinkers.
@Medicus Quis, I think people who don't realize that they're stupid is the worst thing
@refer to me as daddy, you mean the shark fin?
@Medicus Quis, When my dryer makes my shirts super staticky.
@Medicus Quis, I hate when people ask me questions and get angry at my answer. How was I supposed to know Hotel Rwanda wasn't an appropriate answer to "what's your favorite comedy?"?
@Medicus Quis, this is gonna sound weird but I hate wood in my mouth. Like if a Popsicle stick rubs on my teeth. Or if I play a reeded instrument. It's horrible
@Medicus Quis, when people reach over and eat something off your plate without asking
@Medicus Quis, country music.
@Medicus Quis, When I try to sneak eat a snack in class and my teacher tells me, "No eating in the class", and the fat bitch is eating a Jack in the Box meal right there! ;(
@Medicus Quis, I hate drivers who don't use turn signals
@Medicus Quis, I hate it when I am walking in a group of people and I, being a doormat, let someone walk in front of me while someone passes by us and then they don't let me back in where I was... It's a bit hard to explain I guess. I doubt anyone will be able to relate to me.
@SelfConsciousSwimmer, it's okey, we hate you too.
@Violent Grape, hey, come on. I didn't actually mean it. I was just trying to be funny, but it was a really terrible attempt that I shall never try again. Perhaps I should have used the sarcasm brackets, but I can't change the past or delete my comment, so I'll just have to live with this terrible reminder of a "funny" comment I tried making
@SelfConsciousSwimmer, I was kidding too... Hmmm... Sorry...
And from that point forward, Neil was determined to keep his promise. He would one day squish faces with Sokka's girlfriend. And when the time came, it was indeed a glorious squishing of the faces
There's an old urban legend that says Neil Armstrong once heard his next door neighbors Mr. And Mrs. Gorski fighting since Mr. Gorski wanted his wife to give him a blowjob, and she responded with "The day I give you a blowjob is the day the kid next door walks on the moon!" If you ever see Watchmen you'll notice the first thing Neil Armstrong says in the opening credits is "Good luck, Mr. Gorski"
*faps astronomically* dat moon.
@Fellacio Jones, I'm gonna land my rocket in that moon
*waits for generic comment about 'I think the Holocaust is the worst' to make me feel like a bad person or 'if your nose is running then you better go catch it' or absolutely no response to my comments*
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that moony.
Reminds me of To the Moon ;-;
It's a shame he only did so in a studio at nasa cause you know faked
Hence, Neil Armstrong.
I would appreciate it if there were notifications for when a user up votes our comments. Also have a notification when an update is out.
Unrelated but tomorrow on the 26th is my birthday
25 February 2014
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@StuckPixel, i mean is there something i can do to increase the chances of my pic being picked?
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