As a female I can say that this is untrue. Buy me food and concert tickets and make out with me and I'm good.
@GreenDayGirl, you......... You are cool.... I like you. Keep being awesome ^_^
@GreenDayGirl, so uh I have these two greenday tickets...
@HipsterMister, so do I and she would rather go with a polar bear.
@bi polar polar bear, do you have any Coke?
@GreenDayGirl, I had Justin Bieber tickets. They said I can trade them in for equal value tickets to his next concert here.
@bi polar polar bear, ya wana 1v1 me mate!? I'll bash ya ead in!
@GreenDayGirl, thank you. Finally someone understands. But I'd be fine with a guy or a girl. ^_^ and I saw American idiot the musical a few weeks ago.
@GreenDayGirl, as a male I can say that this is a verified truth for men. Except for the beer. Bring me a blue powerade.
@GreenDayGirl, I'm I allowed to attend said concerts with you?
@Funny Pics Janitor, you got your priorities straight.
@GreenDayGirl, yes I agree. 100% true.
@GreenDayGirl, you might be an exception...
@GreenDayGirl, Yeah this is mostly true for me. I mean, if we can play video games, and if you let me teach you archery, and if you can deal with my bouts of programmer's rage induced insomnia, then we're good.
@GreenDayGirl, I don't believe you.. my ex said similar things, and even when I did them she still had reasons to be mad.
@TypicalHipster, hey buddy I've been around for a while so don't be ughing me :(
@GreenDayGirl, so uhhh... i have some tickets to the Fall Out Boy M A N I A tour....
Some pick up lines don't work as well when used on girls.... "Did you pee your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
@HidingInPlainSight, I did actually pee my pants.. Hehe
@HidingInPlainSight, why not both?
Just keep a mans stomach full and his testicles empty
*woman shows up naked* "What, no beer?! I am displeased!!"
@IHaveAFetish, beer shows up naked...wut
"Die for her" well that escalated quickly
And they say men are so confusing.
@Paul The Llama, well getting naked is pretty confusing sometimes
@Paul The Llama, well they might be given the circumstances
@Paul The Llama, who says that? We're simple as fvck.
As a female I can also say this isn't true. Just eat food and play games with me and I'll be happy.
As a guy, the first one is enough for me. The second one is just icing on the cake.
10 out of 10 men and women agree that this is not funny.
@Fake Statistic, hahah well honestly it's the truth
Actually I require sex as well
1 March 2014
Hmm... I don't know, guys. I think this might be SLIGHTLY exaggerated...
As king, I don't worry about pleasing women. They worry about pleasing me.
I think this isn't very true for any of the women I know. I can't say I believe in feminism but people exaggerate women and really blow womanhood out of proportion. Some women are very high maintenance but most women just want a man who isn't going to go into overdrive about pleasing her. In fact, I think men may need something more to strive with then beer and naked women…
I would like my boyfriend to show up naked..
I don't even need the beer
So not true with me. Give me a horror movie and some rum and I'm good.
Yea , I'm a woman and all you need to do is bring me video games and a hookah .. and I'm good
I've seen this post before, the only difference is that the women's section is shorter... A lot shorter
Probably would be a little difficult to please a woman in that exact order...
One of these is not like the others
Die for her should probably come last.....
Men... also bring your banana!
Seems easy enough, for girls not for guys