@Llama with a hat, I just, I can't...I don't, what?
@Llama with a hat, welcome to the night shift, I'll be your guide. I'm glad to see you already know our mantra
@Llama with a hat, still a better love story than twilight
@Llama with a hat, said everyone ever
@Llama with a hat, I second that motion
NIPPLES THE ENCHILADA!
@Nipples Enchilada, you are the reason I read this whole thing.
Nipples the Enchilada vs. Dick-fingered Mickey. A battle of the ages.
Jesus why did I read that, my sanity is slipping. And doesn't TAILS fly using his tails?
@xLuckyNumber13x, that's why that was ARMS.
@xLuckyNumber13x, my bad, it's part of the joke
All the sonic games in a nutshell. Basically.
@CrystalSquee, Sonic fan here, can confirm
This is Egoraptor's work.. If anybody cares
@Megatroid Skittle, thought it was. I love that dude.
@Megatroid Skittle, False. Egoraptor is cartoonist Arin Hanson. Boxer-Hockey, in which this tangent of a comic hails from, is by Tyson Hesse. Completely different person.
@Megatroid Skittle, In other news, egoraptor actually did work with Hesse semi-recently, but only in terms of providing a voice for a video. So maybe not that complete of a difference. /Still though, don't mis-credit someone.
*Scrolls down, to tired to read. Sees kissing at the end. Scrolls back up to read*
Someone tell me if it's worth the time to read through it
@crunchy man, I read it all man, but... I don't know... I don't know anything anymore...
@crunchy man, nope
@crunchy man, yes
@crunchy man, only good part is "my name is nipples the enchilada"
@Dr Wut , you called?
@Nipples Enchilada, is it chilly?
@crunchy man, nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
@crunchy man, if you read it you're just going to be like "wtf" and chuckle a bit. I wouldn't say it was a waste of time since I had nothing better to do
@Dr Wut , kinda reminds me of mickey's fingers
Im literally speechless
If the bat face wasn't there I would do. But its there so I don't. - Egoraptor, Sonic 06
My mind is full of f*ck.
Hedgehog the Sonic! :D
Too. Many. Words. Ahhh
2 March 2014
I'm not sure how to process this
I don't know what I just read but I'm pretty sure it has a lot to do with not doing drugs while playing Sonic the Hedgehog
The video is called hedgehog the sonic for anyone who's wondering
Better than Mickey's gloves...
@cuntdestr0yer, hands. The gloves ARE good. They protect us from the fingers.
Ain't nobody got time for dat!!
The internet is a strange and frightening plaxe
Literally the best meme in the entire internet
Isn't this Sonic Shorts in comic version? Look them up on
@LunaTheKitty, sorry, my comment messed up. Look them up on YouTube
Ummm... Next pic
Still better than sonic 06
Still makes more sense than the actual Sonic series.
I just... I don't even... Why is this a thing??
This was mildly disturbing to me....
Shadow would kill sonic, like he did in his videogame.
What is this?
The hell did I just read?!
Read the whole thing. So worth.
So one of my friends was talking about a crazy dream he had like... 6 months ago. Part of it involves climbing rock faces by using nipples with Knuckles the Echidna. I think he saw this and had a dream about it.
JOO TAKE MAH EMMERROWDS?!
I thought used his tails to fly hence the name... But knuckles does have nipples on his hands that is accurate
I....I......I...I don't even know........
This is Sonics Adventure on Youtube. Much funnier with sound!
it's not worth the read. Sonic for hire is 20X better