Ok so this is a long joke but its worth it. So 3 men are in the jungle when they're trapped and captured by villagers. The villagers take them to the village leader and he says "if you go to jungle and bring 10 of same fruit each I shall let you live" so they go into the jungle looking. Te first guy comes back with ten apples and village leader says " now your task is,shove them up your anus without making any noises or facial expression/emotion. The man puts 2 inside before the pain is no longer bearable and crud out in despair. He is then slain. The 2nd man comes out of the jungle with grapes the village leader explains the task. The man easy peasy pushes 9 up his anus. He was on his last one but for some Peculiar reason he begins to laugh so they slay him " the two dead men meet in heaven and the apple man says "why did you laugh you only needed 1 more grape" the grape man dying of laughter replies"I LOOKED UP AND SAW JIMMY COME OUT THE JUNGLE WITH FVCKING PINEAPPLES"
@Mrboyboy72, how could the man be dying of laughter when he is in heaven?
@Mrboyboy72, favorited this pic just for your joke
@Mrboyboy72, That's a great one, I've also heard the "dumb blonde" version of that joke. Classic!
@Mrboyboy72, I have literally been telling that joke since the fourth grade... You cute, though. You cute.
@Mrboyboy72, heard this loads a times still funny tho
@Mrboyboy72, That is a really old joke.
@Jamals Girlfriend, seen Jamal lately?
@Mrboyboy72, can't lie, thought this was gonna be a gay joke.
@Mrboyboy72, nice but it is a repeat of an old joke
@Mrboyboy72, PLOT TWIST: the man with the pineapples does it no problem
@Mrboyboy72, This is my favorite joke haha
Really? Nobody thought to wish to be alive again? Yeah wish to be beautiful, I'm sure they really judge you on looks in Heaven.
@KiritoSAOHero, I guess they're ugly and dumb
@KiritoSAOHero, I guess when you're in heaven, the paradise of paradises you don't really want to be alive, but I'm an atheist, what do I know.
@KiritoSAOHero, hail satan.
@KiritoSAOHero, 'The only hell is the one we live in'
@KiritoSAOHero, I like to think that everyone becomes a 10/10 by default once in heaven.
I'm pretty sure that isn't how Heaven works
@ThePlatinumInfernape, You can't scientifically conclude that there is no God. The existance of God is non-science. You can only hold the belief that there is no God
@Clarifying Christian, I concur. There is no known way to prove that there is a god, I say "known way" because If there is one he could most likely appear to everyone at anytime. I'm an atheist but I am so tired of people saying things like "there is a god and you can't prove otherwise therefore he exists, ha!" or "science hasn't proven that there is a god so he can't exist, booyaa!" That's not how science works, there is no conclusive evidence of god so he may or may not exist, yes it seems unlikely from a scientific standpoint given the fact that nobody has ever been documented seeing him, but none the less he might exist. And religious people who say that "if you can't disprove him then he exists!" that's not how it works, you may believe in god but until we die NOBODY is CERTAIN that god exists, really the fight is still any mans game. The real gods may be the Greek gods, who knows? All we can do is have our own separate beliefs that as of right now, no one can prove or disprove.
@KiritoSAOHero, you, sir, have earned a thumbs up
And that's how he ended up in hell
There are two kinds of people.
Worst joke ever
I have a village joke as well. 3 guys stumble across a village during a long journey. The chief approaches them and says "You have two choice. 1) Death or 2) Bundta." The first man, unaware of what Bundta was, chooses the latter option. Suddenly, the entire village comes out and butt rapes until he's crippled for the rest of his life. The second guy, assuming that the village was tired from all the intercourse, also chooses Bundta. Then, the village next door comes out and butt rapes the guy. The last man decides he doesn't want to get butt raped and instead chooses death to escape humiliation. The chief says, "He chooses death...BY BUNDTA!!!"
That's the most vilest thing I can imagine.
And then there's this A-hole!!
Just as a word of wisdom, using emotional in this context completely destroys your credibility.
Hahaha but I'd wish too b alive again :)
4 March 2014
And that's why the last person went to hell.