@ImBusyGoAway, Well... You the food is there so someone has to eat it. Reason African villages or NK doesn't have food is lack of money or care. So greedy isn't really fitting. But it was funny so you have my upvote.
The fact that some girls believe that the sun's relative position to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of their birth will somehow affect their personality is already a turnoff for me
@Nepeta, a weird goat fish hybrid that represents mans dominance over both land and sea. Also, don't drink apple juice on the third Thursday of this month or you'll be eaten by a anthropomorphic chair.
I have never heard anyone ever use that as an excuse