It's ok I didn't want to sleep anyways
@kccomil, works better than coffee.
@jacked the ripped, true, I am locked in a secure room filled with enough stuff the give the nra a stiffy so I think I might be ok for tonight lol
@kccomil, WHY WOULD THEY POST THIS NOW
@Lord Monochromicorn, TO MAKE US NOT SLEEP TONIGHT!! IDK.. WHY ARE WE YELLING?
@kccomil, Thank you, and I'm glad you got up voted I just skipped this picture after your comment
@kccomil, can't sleep at 2:13am? I know I'll check funny pics, 2 min. Later, lol what's sleep
@EpicDragon, I believe it's something we once enjoyed a long time ago before the unknown came in the night and took it away from us..
@kccomil, I started reading this when i woke up in the middle of the night. Once i realized what it actually was, skipped the rest and moved on to next pic.
I was reading this as if it were one story at first
@Jeff Spicoli, that's what I thought too and I was so confused. I felt it made sense up until the one where the girl hears her mom.
@An Asian Guy, exactly
@Jeff Spicoli, I spent way too much time trying to understand that. I assumed the man was living in a condo, and the girl and her mother were living under him. And then all of a sudden the girl asked the main character why he was breathing so heavily, and then everything that ever made sense died after that.
@Jeff Spicoli, I just thought it was a horror story and the writer had severe ADD
@Jeff Spicoli, me too and I got really confused. Took me longer than it should've to figure out it wasn't.
@Jeff Spicoli, was reading for a good minute before i busted out laughing wondering where this was going lol
Let's all thank funny pics for posting these creepy ass pics late at night
I looked at the time read the one about 12:07... As it was 12:07. I now need new pants.
@The Sexy Box Ghost, as I read*
@The Sexy Box Ghost, that reminds me of the time I went to see 'The Fourth Kind' and that night I woke up and my clock said 3:33.
@The Sexy Box Ghost, but you're a ghost ...
@The WonArmedMan, the box ghost was not the toughest ghost out there
"Daddy, I had a bad dream."
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it is 3:32 AM.
"Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room.
"Why not, sweetie?"
"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you cannot take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
@Bundle of Sticks, you know what, fvck you.
@Bundle of Sticks, ive read that one before! :D
@Laser Shark Robot, you know what, I will fvck me
@Bundle of Sticks, oh my
What a great night time update! NOT
As i was reading this i started hearing noises from my closet.... this might be the last post i ever read
@lucianacasas, during my early teens, I used to hear voices in my house having conversations when everyone was asleep; however, when I went to go look the voices would stop as soon as I stepped out of my room. Scariest sh!t of my life.
And I thought I was going to have a good sleep tonight....
Anyone else laying in bed?
"My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in the house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago." That would probably be the worst dream ever, even if there wasn't an intruder, just the thoughts and feels resurfaced. :(
Haha, checkmate StuckPixel, it's 12:31. Not getting murdered tonight! Wait, I thought I closed that window...
I felt sleepy...and it's gone.
Hey stuckpixel f*ck you
So much for going to sleep...
Dammit Stuckpixel, thanks for ruining my sleep!
Good bye sleep. I'll miss you.
Some of these are creepy, others are "meh" but I'm glad none of them had pictures
It's a good thing I slept all day because I'm not sleeping tonight
This is supposed to be the time for scary posts. It is just BS. Anyways, it is 12:06 and there is a knock at my door, my mom just called me from the kitchen and I heard a baby. HOLD ME!
Sorry about the whole breathing heavy took me a while to get through our trash and window...
I dont wanna leave my nicely lit bathroom and go into my dark bedroom now... I might make it if i use my phone's flashlight and jump to the bed 5 feet away from it... Wish me luck
@258rkd, May no harm come to pass you on your journey.
@258rkd, glad I'm not the only adult on here that still does that.
There are things that are ok... And then there is this post!
Fvck you Stuckpixel. I was planning on sleeping sometime in the next 2 weeks.
I mean... Who needs sleep anyways?
Just add the phrase "in my pants" to the end of them and they're funny again.
Nice lil bed time story
One time I woke up to see an unfamiliar face staring back at me, it then smiled and I went back to sleep. When I woke back up the face was gone but my dog was staring and growling towards the area where the face was
2 panels in... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
I never fall asleep. But I always wake up.
This is when my habit of reading creepy pasta and other scary stories at night comes in handy ^_^ these i can handle... they're nothing compared to some i've read O.O some things you just cant unread...
@BrittyBear, :/ like THE DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD. That one still keeps me up at night. I mean.. the guy got in an elevator.
And I thought I was going to bed... Haha no
Yeah, getting in bed at a reasonable time for my 8:00 am is not going to happen now.
I reading this at 12:06 AM :/
I've actually experienced the same thing with my girlfriends cat I always thought the same thing until I read this
Umm...umm... Umm.. My closet doors are mirrors and Ive always been deathly afraid of them. This really helps.. Thanks stuck pixel.
I like scary stuff, so enjoyed this, i hope there is more!
As I finished reading that my phone buzzed from an email and I jumped..
*just lays in bed, now unable to sleep as I continue going through funny pics, hoping something will counter this horror and bring me to sleep*
This love story is great!
Literally just read a Creepypasta in this style. Stuckpixel is f***ing psychic @.@
Well, it just had to be 12:48 didn't it stuckpixel?!
*Flicks light switch on Then calls dog beside me * it's okay no need to be scared bud ... Lets just pull a all nighter it will be fun ..
Yeah sleep is for the weak anyway
We'll ain't this just the perfect post for a nighttime update
Good news is that one could easily make some pretty kick*ss short stories with these.
I was waiting for the funny. Now I see it was just a ruse to inject fear into my soul.
It's a good
@Jeff Spicoli; so did I...one sure thing tho...I could eat a can of alphabet soup and poop better stories. ..
So much for "funny"pics...
mini-creepypastas sort of. I like em
can someone please explain the heavy breathing one?
@just a user, it was jus them two and she asked him why he was breathing heavy... It wasn't him or her breathing heavily... DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNN
Don't worry, I never needed sleep anyway.
Its now 3:33am and only a minute ago I heard footsteps outside my door... nopenopenope.
Its ok I didn't want to sleep the year anyway. Also I read this really late at night, I was gonna look at a few more pics then go to sleep, guess that plan blew up
I was reading this when I heard laughing from behind me...
So gald i read this during the day.... Theres no way i could get nightmares from this.. Is there??.... *goes and hides*
The last 2 were not that good. The rest were good though
Scary Posts to Read in the Dark, Volume One
These are pretty cool!
6 March 2014
This was not funny, but I enjoyed it so much...
This man... Has traveled to the ... *whispers* 5th cuil.
Damn it. I just finished my homework, it's 4:28 A.M. I wanted to get an hour of sleep. Not now :/
W.T.F. not cool
It's 4 am, and I guess I'm not going back to sleep tonight
I like this i enjoy the scary scare
Piece of sh*t
Ooo... bedtime sto... ... damn... nevermind. I will go watch some cartoons now.
I came here to laugh not have nightmares at 2am D:
I hate this person. I wanted to sleep tonight.
Yeah it's only 11:30 at night and I was just gonna scroll thru the update before dozing off but now that I won't be sleeping tonight I think I'll just sit here and hear every noise in the house.
I think the scariest one is the daughter who heard her mom downstairs.
Thanks for that...
Thanks Stuckpixel, maybe I'll try sleeping tomorrow
Not like I tucked in bed in the dark...thanks stuckpixel. I can hear strange noises now.
I guess I'll just go finish that paper..because I won't be sleeping tonight..
I think I'll just download this and read it when I'm not about to sleep.