@Sherlock H, *questions existance*
@Sherlock H, *ponders reality*
@Sherlock H, *volently shoots karma*
@Sherlock H, *realizes life is pointless then goes to commit suicide but remembers I have to delete my browsing history*
Not even going to act like I didn't google Stockholm Syndrome.
@Ahri, it's when your attracted to your kidnapper, not even sure why I know that too be honest
@Ahri, I'd hate to think that's true. I like to live like the post that says "try and become the person your dog thinks you are."
@MCPO S117, I only know when I googled it because of Blink 182
@Ahri, I think we all did
@Endless, it was Beauty and the Beast for me.
@Endless, I love that song, I love that band! I love singing the full Enema of the State album word to word on my way to work every morning!
@Ahri, Haven't you ever watched Its always Sunny in Philadelphia?
@Ahri, yea after reading your comment I realized I watch too much tv and read too many books. Cuz I know that without even thinking. And I'm only 11
@Ahri, I'm disappointed
@Ahri, the only reason i know is from the looney toons show so...ya
Unrelated but has anyone else heard about the flight from Malaysia to Beijing that went missing?
@Robert Browney Jr, yup its weird
@Robert Browney Jr, well. The creators of lost were right. I wonder if the afterlife is as they portrayed. Mind=blown
@Robert Browney Jr, yeah no trace after 24 hours weird...
What if your job is to monitor the beaches. Your dog is right.
If I killed a spider in my Reese's Pieces bag I wouldn't say that. I would just cry that I have to burn a bag of Reese's Pieces.
Whoever made this was definitely smoking some illegal substances
Who closes the door on a bus when the driver leaves?
@Colonel Angus, OMG never thought of that!
No 1: Unless you were impotent, then you wouldn't have to worry about the fetish giving you an erection, thus ruining your fetish. No 5: Twilight sedation, use of twilight drugs does this. It's necessary in certain procedures for the patient to be able to respond, in these cases the patient is given enough anesthesia to inhibit memory creation, but remains conscious. -Maj. Buzzkill signing off
I've been awake during surgery. Nothing is better nightmare fuel than that.
@TheJimmiesRustler, me too...twice. Both intentionally. Once for work in and around a deviated septum. Later for a vasectomy. Painful, but worth it. The nightmare part is when they start cutting before you are numb, and when they try to cauterize without grounding you...meaning they just shock you.
"What if you're the problem" - Taylor Swifts ex's
If I killed a spider in my Reese's Pieces, I'd be like "GODDAMMIT!!! MY REESE'S PIECES!!!"
On major surgeries there are 3 types chemicals in anesthetics. 1. Chemical for removing pain. 2. Chemical for paralysis. 3. Chemical for memory loss, just incase the first chemical wears off so the patient can't sue.
The silence are in charge of surgeries.
Always wondered if I did something like super incredible that saved the world and risked my life for the benefit of mankind but the FBI wiped my memory. Does this bother anyone else?
I can't wait to kill a spider with Reese's Pieces now
The guy that wrote this forgot about brain surgery where you have to be awake and can clearly remember them poking your brain
8 March 2014 #8March2014
Feeling proud of myself for knowing what Stockholm Syndrome is.
*has a shower*
Yep. This, is EXACTLY, what I think about whilst showering.
So basically all the thoughts we have in the shower are the same as when we're high
Wow. I'm actually in the shower now...