We gotta stop throwing money at uranus
@Spikeup12, but dat ass though...
@Spikeup12, but you love my moon...
@Spikeup12, But...but I like how big it is...I cannot lie
@Spikeup12, these are the kind of comments that just make my day
@Spikeup12, *comments because username is relevant
@YOURanus , hehe
@John Titor, *mass.
@Spikeup12, *comments because name is relevant
We don't have to pay Jupiter back. He might be big but he's just full of hot gas.
Its Pluto. That's why we said it wasn't a planet anynore
*waits for joke about Uranus*
@Tactical Bagel, *posts joke about Uranus*
@Tactical Bagel, I'm not going to make a joke about Uranus. Your mom's on the other hand...
Man, our broke @$$es are even in debt to the fvcking Martians. We probably owe the Predator cash too.
Fox is better
@Fox News Reporter, how dare you say that about my news program, you silly, silly republican
Jupiter: "Where's my money, man?"
Each other. I try to just laugh at the joke but this answer was too obvious. I appreciate the effort but let's step up our game!
@Sexsnakes, well it is a stupid saying anyways. If you owe me $5 and I am owed $5 from you, the net result is that the two of us are even. You wouldn’t say that between the two of us we are $5 in debt
10 March 2014 #10March2014
Well Jupiter does change the trajectory of incoming asteroids and directs them away from earth....
We're behind on paying for the meteorite blocking service from Saturn.
Basic economics; a how-to
I'm pretty sure its actually Saturn.
@NickUltimate, did he really just...? I'm losing faith in humanity each day. Someone fix this??
Money is all human imagination. It all started with cavemen trying to get more food. So they convinced another caveman shiny rock was great, then got food from it. But then that guy had all the shiny rock, so then the first one bought into his own bs and got more shiny rock
Its called borrowing and printing money... From banks and governments, its not that difficult to figure out
It's just saying how much debt there is on this planet owed to other people on the same planet.
Common mistake for cnn
Really, no "jewpiter" jokes? Wow internet, we are really maturing.
The Federal Reserve.