What's the back up plan to do you want to have sex?
@Soundslikeothers, I'm sure the Candyvan Man knows.
@Sethapotimus, there's no breaks on the rape train.
@Sethapotimus, I think of it more like implied love making
@Soundslikeothers, do u want to have sex? Excuse me? *pulls out box of mini muffins*
@Soundslikeothers, bananas foster from the melting pot
@Sethapotimus, He better yell surprise!
@Soundslikeothers, do you wanna have chex?
@Soundslikeothers, birth control?
@Sethapotimus, I laughed at that but I feel bad about it.
@ShadowStorm, choo choo mutherfvcker!
@Sethapotimus, false. struggle snuggle.
@Sethapotimus, "Rape is always an option." Anyone else here remember that?
@Soundslikeothers, surprise subtext.
@Sethapotimus, Did you not listen to Date Rape by Sublime?
@Soundslikeothers, “ Excuse me?" I say quite confused. He straightens up, “ Do you wanna have snacks?"
@Sethapotimus, well, goodnight everybody.
Do you want to have a date? Excuse me? *pulls out bag of raisins*
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A RETOAST THIS IS?!
@The Doge, I just now saw that you put this up right before me.
@Joe Dirte, I will upvote you fr watching Nova
A guy was being mean to me once and then he said "I have Hershey's kisses" and I was like "yeah well that's the only kiss you're ever going to get" and the whole class went "oohhh"
Go to picture 71084 and you wont be disappointed
That's definitely from Arthur. Francine asks to go to a movie with Arthur and she asks for a kiss.
I'm gonna use this
I have had a similar experience to this except I wasn't this smart and I looked super dumb
I "sometimes" put quotations in text Messeges just to confuse people ... Idek y
I have nothing to say
11 March 2014 #11March2014
@sethapotimus I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a comment before...
Do you realize a real man just does it and doesn't ask?
I went to the see?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY TIMES THIS HAS BEEN RETOASTED
@soundslikeothers, wanna spoon? If she's says no take out a spoon
Works every time.