Aaaaand... He's dead.
@The Torster, so is everyone within a mile radius from the shockwave.
@EpicFailuser, and his future children
You've been hit by, a smooth criminal
@Scarypoliceman, as soon as I saw the pic, even before I read it, I thought "Annie are you okay?" I'm so glad someone else made that connection.
Silly whale, you belong in the sea not a pool
Okay guys story time! So every summer my friends and I go to a river that has a rope swing and by the time you let go, you're usually about ten or fifteen feet above the water. When we got to the rope swing one day it was super busy and I started talking to a few people. Eventually we got on the subject of belly flops. This guy told me he'd give me five bucks to go off the rope swing and do one. The first time I tried, I face-planted and he made me do it over again. The next time I did it perfectly and got that satisfying crack from hitting the water. I bruised all over my stomach the next day but it was totally worth it.
@Hawkeye1225, the first part of your story sounds like "A Separate peace" cool story though
Must...think of..witty comment...
Lol, I've been doing that for years, I called it the suicide-jumper.
You know what else will be eternal? The red mark on his belly
For the glory of S..*Dies*
Snorlax used splash! But it didn't do anything...
Flab is forever.
I used to have a marker that was pink but it said bellly flop instead of pink.
@Your Grandmas Tits, I used to make poolside friends by doing bellyflops.
@Hawkeye1225, At our bands bbq at the end of the year we have belly flop compititons!
11 March 2014 #11March2014
I think this is an aatrox (league of legends) reference... I'm not quite sure though
Fvck that. Ever heard of ghost pains?
But did you die,
At camp we had belly flop contests in jet skiing. He made us do them completely right. We were right red by the end of it... We got sno cones... (;
The actual quote is "Pain is temporary, pride is forever" something that a lot of people should live by
I did this once. Once...
He's a smoooooooth...criminal
Shrek is love.