Story time! I once went into a strip club with my sisters I'd (I was 18) and they so happened to have 'Amateur Night' that night. Well, the announcer asked if I was going to sign up and I said jokingly that I was too sober. He took the microphone and yelled "WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS YOUNG LADY NAKED?!" The whole bar went crazy and instantly I got 8 free drinks. Long story short, I got first place, a big bouquet of flowers, $900, a t-shirt, a job offer and a modeling job offer. Thank God I was planning to get laid that night so I was cleaned up and wore matching bra/panties. Anyways, I lived happily ever after. The end.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , pics or it didn't happen.
@Deathnote the Kid, what he said
@Hitlersaurus Christ , Yeah... I'm gonna call bullspit on this one.
@Deathnote the Kid, pics at a strip club are illegal. The bar was called "The Dancing Bare "
@Deathnote the Kid, YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.
@Trve Shad, Call bs all you want. In have no reason to make up a story like that. I even got my black mini dress stolen and had to wear the t-shirt for the rest of the night.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , I still don't really believe it. But I want to. ;_;
@Deathnote the Kid, This might be stupid of me, but look me up on FB and then tell me if you still think that's something that I couldn't do . My name is Yelizaveta Lyashchina.
@Trve Shad, look me up on FB, mr. Shad. I have dancing experience so I could do the splits and other flexible things which is why I won! :)
@Hitlersaurus Christ , believe you me, I am on it.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , I have a feeling we're about to become best friends.
@Deathnote the Kid, Haha believe me now?
@Hitlersaurus Christ , ...if that's really you will you marry me?
@Trve Shad, lol, message me and ill reply to prove it.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , if the yelizaveta I found is you, then yeah. I believe you.
@Deathnote the Kid, message me on FB and ill reply to prove it.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , I believe you already. You have my sincere apologies for calling it BS.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , done and done. Just waiting on you sweetheart.
@Deathnote the Kid, I didn't get it. Try again.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , hmm, is your cover photo a motor cross and moon?
@Deathnote the Kid, yep. Not sure why I didn't get your message. Try friend requesting me.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , are you allowing people to friend request you? Cause the option is not there.
@Deathnote the Kid, yea... that's super weird. Here, ill change my profile picture real quick to prove it.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , yep. Fb hates me. Haha.
@Deathnote the Kid, well at least I proved it. :)
@Deathnote the Kid, won't let me friend her either ;_;
@Hitlersaurus Christ , that you did. Good work. I now feel closer to the people of this fine fine community. (Hitlersaurus, call me) haha.
@Trve Shad, @Deathnote the Kid, try again. I changed my settings.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , request sent
@Hitlersaurus Christ , you look really good in purple.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , yeah, can't add you, but totally believe you.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , The part everyone skipped was the "planning to get laid" part. Hope you still did after the show. Since you won I am sure you did. Congrats!
@Hitlersaurus Christ , sounds nice. What did dad think about it?
@Hitlersaurus Christ , this whole conversation degenerated really fast.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , you went to a female strip club or male?
@Fisteater, I don't have a dad.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , my god youre sexy
@Hitlersaurus Christ , morale of the story kids: commit identity fraud and underage drinking!
@Hitlersaurus Christ , you have kik?
@Ragnar Lothbrok, look at you getting a boner over here.
@Jizzus Christ, you win this time boner
@Ragnar Lothbrok, lol, it always win
@Hitlersaurus Christ , just curious, how old are?. and are you worthy for a friend request.
@Jizzus Christ, 23. You can try friend requesting me.
@Ragnar Lothbrok, nope. Sorry.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , Ok, its kind of a hard name to remember, but I'll try.
@Hitlersaurus Christ , you are incredibly sexy if that is you and yeah makes sense you got first
@Hitlersaurus Christ , thats insane
@ConfusionDOTcom, what is?
Uh oh! Looks like yo mama's out of a job! P.S. I will leave all future yo mama jokes to surprise yomama.
Then there would only be like one girl left if they fired all the ugly ones
And this is how your mom lost her job.
*walks in* Dammit they only fired one of the ugly ones! *walks out*
14 March 2014 #14March2014
Oh thank god, ive been sober for weeks!
Offering stripper services I got fired its $69 an hour
This is it! This is the moment I've been waiting for! The perfect moment for my first post! Here it is! "Time for me to stop in!"... I may need a little practice.