Plot twist: this fortune came out of a heart he was operating on
@Mrboyboy72, he finds the fortune in the heart, leaves the OR and yells down the hall"HEY BILL, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN MY PATIENTS HEART" bill pokes his head into the corridor and says with a smile of his face "you would not believe what I found doing a breast implant operation"
@Mrboyboy72, plot twist: he was operating on a Chinese man
@Mrboyboy72, of the guy would stop eating so much Panda Express, he wouldn't need heart surgery.
They always speak the truth. ALWAYS
I'm dying of firs *gets shot*
@Nipples Enchilada, Have you ever tried coming up with something clever and end up blowing it? Yeah. That's what I just did...
@Nipples Enchilada, it takes a real Mexican entree to realize its mistakes and move on. Good for you.
@Nipples Enchilada, oops misfire my bad
I got one once that said " you are a wise man" I'm a girl :-(
If this person is really a heart surgeon, then I'm impressed. That takes a lot of dedication and I can appreciate that.
14 March 2014 #14March2014