I'll take 20!
@flappybirdaddict, I'm having a sale on used ones. Contact me at Big Gay Al's Porno Mag Suppliers website for details.
@flappybirdaddict, I'm not sure. I need more details before I can make a purchase.
@flappybirdaddict, might need to change your name to fappybird
@MACWE, wait, are you still here?!?
Does it come in black?
@TrippingBears, I can't breathe
Is the ball and chain included?
@Fishsticksandcustard, What about the man?
@Fishsticksandcustard, for only 20 payments of $9.95
@Fishsticksandcustard, no but call within the next 10 minutes and it'll be our free gift to you!
@Fishsticksandcustard, yes.. It gives you the real feeling of being with an actual woman
@Codalicious, Why would you want the guy if you're getting the doll?
@Umbreon, I'm embarrassed at how long that took me to figure
@CriTiKa1, Have you ever heard of a 3 way?
@Codalicious, Two guys fvcking a doll?
@CriTiKa1, Of course! What could be gay about that?
Did i mention it grows your d!ck 8 inches??
@PornHub, hello there talking website
I don't think it's perverted. Hell, as a girl, even I'm perverted sometimes... But blow-up dolls just seem weird in general. Fleshlights and fake vags are pretty much male dildos, blow up dolls are just... Human-shaped balloons. And I can't imagine they'd be comfortable, even if it's just for the sake of masturbating.... Anyway thanks for taking time to read my short essay giving my two cents worth. Have a great day!
@Tyler643, Hey, Tyler! How've you been?
@Depsycho, ah, y'know. Good. What about you?
@Tyler643, same old sh!t, different day. You know. :)
@Depsycho, yes I do :)
The guy looks like Zac Efron fvcked Jimmy Fallon.
I'm confused- is the non-drip semen tray only connected to the elasticized anus? Or is it also connected to the 6 speed pulsating pussy.
How would it look on my credit card bill?
I love how your internal voice suddenly turned Italian at the end. "He's-a called-a pervert"
You should see what we got in lab from, you know, that weather balloon crash...
Plot twist: the person on the left is the blow up doll •_•
Dafuq did I just read?
I was eating pizza while I read this :(
@Mcnuggetman, are you sure you aren't Mcnutgirlman?
@Random Marble, I don't think so ...
Holy crap! That man is tall
Too realistic, must have happened
Does it come with a instruction manual
Damn that's descriptive
You win this time, boner.
14 March 2014 #14March2014
Pretty sure they typed all that to cover a certain feature of the male antinomy
Too specific, must have happened
Because it's creepier to have a "whole body" instead of just a "body part", duh!