Butts... Men... Touching.... Don't touch... Hmmm.... I think waiting might be the key word I need... Shjt, There's a yo mama joke here SOMEWHERE, but it's either too obvious to be able to trick people, or too convoluted that people won't get it... Gaaahh!!! Back to my notes. *Smokes cigar while clutching notes over a dimly lit messy table with bags under his eyes. He looks at the ceiling, eyes clearly that of one who's life has been hard. The notes scatter as he slumps over and sighs, and a single picture falls down. He picks it up. His breathing slows, and eyes widen. He slams his fist on the table with a triumphant look as he rights* Yo mama's so fat, that even chairs don't want to touch her butt. *picture slowly falls on the floor in front of the camera. It's yo mama, barely being supported by a weak white plastic chair at a family reunion*
@surprise yomama, That...that was a masterpiece.
@surprise yomama, I've been inspired.
@surprise yomama, *starts slow clap*
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, *continues it*
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, *turns into a roar from the audience*
@surprise yomama, you should write a novel and call it "Surprise Yomama". Make it an actual good story but end it with a yo mama joke. Then profit
@surprise yomama, that was beautiful, man. *one tear*
@surprise yomama, just... holy shjt.
@surprise yomama, you should write a book!
@surprise yomama, *Violently throws cash in awe while shedding single tear*
@surprise yomama, I felt so inspired I liked everyone's comments. Thank this great man for that folks!
@Rob Ford on crack, i would so buy it
@surprise yomama, rosebud
@surprise yomama, i, with no sarcasm in this sincerity, wish i could be as cool as you.
@surprise yomama, I think you have a gift sir.
@surprise yomama, you're the best person on this app
I love it when I am done looking at an update and I hit recent and a fresh one pops up.
@The Feels, I upvoted because thats so flippin true.
Well, I'm finally a member of this awesome community. Hi guys!
And to think, I thought I was the only one!
@The Torster, No matter how crazy the thought, just assume someone else is thinking it. And that's your soul mate.
So I went as a chaperone for my brothers band trip, and we went ice-skating today. One of his friends fell and slapped my butt when he Did, and he apologizes every time he walks by.
Well, after years of having this app I'm finally going pro and joining this awesome community lol so I'll just keep this short and sweet and just have fun with you all
This is unrelated, but I just wanted to say that I passed my senior project today (with an advanced score), and am now closer to graduation
I like women like I like my condoms; quiet and on my dong
And then you can sit on them.
Girl from Airplane: I like my coffee like I like my men; dark
15 March 2014 #15March2014
Well then you’re a whore
@surprise yomama, Was I supposed to view that scene in a 50s detective office? Because I did, and it was amazing.