A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table
@YGOTAS, *In a mafia gangster voice* Two guys into a bar. Only one of them comes out, and YOU DIDNT SEE NOTHING, AND YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING, OR ELSE YOURE GONNA FIND YOURSELF NOT EVER WALKING OUT OF A BAR EITHER, CAPEESH?!
@YGOTAS, man his blind man's cane must suck..
@YGOTAS, The same happened to the guy that used Apple maps.
This is comedy gold
Some of these are actually really funny. I love the knock knock one
@Im Bo Yo, I died on the last one
@The Dutch , RIP
@How Did This Happen, *pulls a Carlos Mancia and steals all the jokes*
@How Did This Happen, 5 and 7 made me lol
@How Did This Happen, this made me think of that episode of the show Chowder. Haha, I loved that show o.o
@How Did This Happen, I've heard that last one a million times.
@The Dutch , the last one has always been one of my go-tos. Also, why don't you use the bathroom in front of a pokeman? He might pikachu!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a black Penis
@Thinlizzy, can you imagine just slamming your face onto the vagina because you're nose it 12" long? That's the one time I'll say no to anal.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere
@NoobLyph, I swear I tried to upvote this! I'm...I'm so sorry
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
Some of these were actually pretty good
Well, not like anyone is going to see this, but whatever: Two dyslexics rob a bank. One of the men says, "Air in the hands, motherstickers, this is a fvck up!"
I blind guy with his dog walks into a small drug store. He then picks up his dog by the tail and starts spinning the dog above his head. The clerk yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" Then the blind man calmly replies "looking around"
@Jade Puncake, that made me laugh. Thank you.
Whatd the stop light say to the car? Dont look im changing! *insert eel meme*
Sonnies, gather around. Jamal and the like were but one dynasty in the midst of an Era. When I was but a tiny weedhopper at the dawn of that aforementioned Era, the great Jamal was our fearless representative into the world of the id=1000's, years before your gifs, just after the immaculate conception of the great social experiment we return to daily to obtain our dose of funny, augmented by the comedic commenters we have come to know and love. We identify with them, watch for their handiwork, identify with them, and grieve for their disappearance when one day, they tragically, but inevitably, fade from the pages of our glorious community. I have existed since the beginning. I have seen the rise and fall of them all. I have witnessed a community of anonymous colleges become friends, living by an unwritten code of conduct: self-policing, self-sustaining, and steadily growing. I am proud to say that I've been here for it all. I have witnessed... The Great FunnyPics Experiment.
@Wenis Prinkle, we few, we happy few, we band of brothers, forging a way to shape the future of comedy one laughable image after the next. I have seen you very men solving the world's issues with heavy discussion and common sense, cutting a path into the rocky crag that is the great unknown. As we stand today, amidst the great metropolis we have built, I wish you all to hear my blessing. I have never felt more connected to a group so blatantly anonymous, sharing memories from Jamal to the unregistereds to the logo being a different color. As we near id=100,000, know that I give you my blessing. From one old timer, to the newcomers, the moderately accustomed, and the other old timers same as I: long live the land of us, long live stuckpixel.
@Wenis Prinkle, while that was a beautiful speech, I must point out that Jamal,in fact, was a troll and not a legendary funny commenter.
@The Double Axe, yes but he was our first troll. His harmless trolling led to him becoming our mascot, he even has a picture dedicated to and solely referring to him
What do you call a black man in a field. Old farm equipment.
I am a sucker for jokes like these. My cheeks hurt.
@Your underwear, your face cheeks right?
What's pink and fluffy? Punk fluff.
A man is walking down the street and sees another man with a giant peach for a head bewildered he asks hey what's the deal you have a giant peach for a head, the man says funny story actually I found a genie bottle and he granted me three wishes. The first wish I asked to be rich and a man walked up to me and gave me a brief case with a million dollars in it and I'm a millionaire! The second wish I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me and mila kunis comes up to me and says I love you we are getting married tomorrow and the the third wish I wished or a giant peach for a head
I laughed way too hard at these. :-P
If you enjoy jokes like these, go see Mr. Peabody and Sherman. It's pun-tastic!
I love bad jokes!
In his sleevieeeees!
@dr rake ramore, this one made me laugh way more than I should have!
I don't get number 9. Can someone explain?
@Uhhhh Khakis, you think turns as in becomes the field since its magic but really it turned like change direction
Number 20 is in a song
Man walks into a bar waving around a revolver, shouting, "Who slept with my wife?!" Someone from near the back calls out, "You haven't got enough bullets, mate!"
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.
An Irishman walks past a bar.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
I died at number 17
I laughed too hard at all of these...
I genuinely enjoyed the majority of these
My history teacher actually calls year groaners and reads them before every quiz and test, he has a massive file of these bad jokes!
A pirate walks into a bra? I don't get it.
Waits for "this wasn't funny" comments.
14 got me good. A chicken sedan lol
Two gay deer walk out of a bar. One says to the other "I can't believe we just blew 20 bucks"
Why is #18 so funny to me
@How Did This Happen when I saw your comment I immediately thought of that chowder episode where he's writing a book with gazpacho
18 March 2014 #18March2014
What do you call a
"What is brown and sticky?" "A stick". Most people- "well technically..."
I did the first one to My 8 year old brother. It was great.
I feel so proud that I've used most of these before!
I got angry and had to move on.
20 jokes that are so stupid they are actually not funny
Answer to #13 is: me
19. Two anorexics walk into a bra
What did the buffalo's parents say to him before he left for college? Bye son (bison)
How did they know Lucy had dandruff? Because after the bombing all they found was her head and shoulders
Does that mean my dick is a foot?
Reminds me of anti-jokes
My dicks a foot
Walk up to someone You: Knock Knock Them: Who's there? You: Interrupting cow Them: Interrup... You: MOOOOOOOO!
According to twelve I have a foot in-between my legs
Knock knock. come in.
A old man walks into a bar...wait! It was a horse! A old man walks into a horse.
Number 14 has been my favorite joke for a long time.