"Well, these claws aint just for attractin' mates!"
@DinkIeberg, "BRING IT ON OLD MAN! BRING. IT. ON."
@SimonPetrikov, calm down people, there are ways to solve this without violence.
@DinkIeberg, That sounds familiar. Where is it from?
@RetardedSeagull, Spongebob. Band Geeks.
@John Lennon, That's it! Thank you, my good, musically talented man!
Well that's rather SHELLFISH of him. How much you guys wanna bet that that is going to the most used joke on this picture?
@SpongeBobPoopMyPants, Well it would be Shellfish for you to hog it and not allow us to use it
"You shouldn't abstain from pork just cause you think that I want you too... You can eat pork cause why the fvck would I give a sh!t?" -Bo Burnham; God's Perspective.
@ShadowStorm, I know that this will sound stupid, but they now think many of these rules is because it helped keep people healthier. To cook pigs you need to be at a much higher temperature than other meats. Bottom feeders in the ocean are inherently unclean (they eat poop). Circumcision helped prevent infections. I think it's pretty cool that you can explain a lot of this through today's wisdom! :)
@snarftbob, That doesn't sound stupid at all. That's conclusion I came to also, and I've heard that interpretation before. In fact, I even once heard a Jew say"...well the kosher code isn't really necessary anymore, with all the standards we have today. But a lot of Jews still follow it just because God said so and we KNOW what happens when you disobey God... He'll fvck you and all your people up!" There's some paraphrasing there but that's pretty much what he said.
just saying the religious information in this is outdated. I think somewhere in the new testament it says that all animals are now clean to eat.
@turtledragon, firstly, the information I'm the new testament isn't the word God. It's many the word of Jesus.. which explains the other character in this comic.. and secondly, my Google search returned nothing to confirm or deny your statement.
@ShadowStorm, it's in acts. Peter has a vision. And go to the first chapter of john. That passage tells of Jesus' divinity.
@JackoftheDead, but in the book of Ronald, it's a good time for the great taste of lesser animals.
@BeholdMrL, I was talking about the bible not the mcscriptures.
happy spring everybody.... hopefully all this cold weather will disappear soon.... I live In canada and there are three foot piles of snow on the ground surrounded by frozen puddles. wish the canadians luck....
@Vatman, it was so cold today, I saw a gangsta pull up his pants.
@ShadowStorm, don't you mean a Penguin?
@Vatman, I'm in edmonton and we had about 2 weeks of beautiful weather like 10 degrees celcious and today were back in -25
Seriously, people need to lay off the Christianity jokes. We all have our reasons for believing what we believe. And if a Christian rips into someone who isn't, then they aren't a good Christian. We are taught to love each other no matter what. So lay off it. It's sick and cruel.
@A Wild Bidoof, at least this one was actually funny and not disrespectful to our religion. Do you have any idea how rare those are?
You must not mention my Poseidon phase!
20 March 2014 #20March2014
I looked under a dock and there I saw a rock! But it wasn't a rock... ROCK LOBSTER!
If you ever want to freak yourself and your dinner guests right the fvck out, try pan searing your next lobster dinner. You have been warned.
Hey guys! I'm trying to get big in acting, I would love for you to like my facebook page Joseph Huebner and two other pages of short films I'm going to be in! Project 3k and Diamond in the rough. Sorry for the long post...
Something tells me he's not bald because of old age.