Uses word editor to legally change "video game" and "Internet" to something else. I think "Timmy" would work
@SpecialEd Teacher, My name is Timmy :(
@Deceitful Echo, it's a fairly odd parents reference
@Deceitful Echo, from now on it's Internet!
@SpecialEd Teacher, But it's basically infinite mod packs for Outernet.exe so it's all good! (P.S. Yes, I got the reference)
@SpecialEd Teacher, it's world
@SpecialEd Teacher, it says world editor not word editor
*Uses world editor to build the Internet, but doesn't call it the Internet*
@gunitg7007, praises you as a genius
I would. Everything would be like playing minecraft.
So I could play video games or cover myself in a pile of b!tches for years to come, create a whole other planet which could sustain life and invest in it so I could make trillions while living in a house which occupies over half of that planet while I make over 94% of all scientific discoveries because I can basically rewrite the laws of physics, thus becoming the most famous man to ever cross the universe? Na, I'll go with video games.
@RinOkumura, you dont have to do the whole "new planet" thing when you can just summon money
@thedoingstuffguy, that would cause inflation. Plus, chicks dig planets. I'll have even more women to fill my bed with.
@RinOkumura, ok good point but you colud get a job where you dont have to do anything and you get a lot of money and i wonder if you could make yourself imortal with this power
@RinOkumura, but i see how this can get boring after a while
@thedoingstuffguy, that's basically what the planet investment plan is. Just with style. And immortality is bad. Cracked explains this. As you age, your perception of time shortens, causing you to render time faster. This will make days seem like minutes after, say, 700 years. Also, the Solar System Sol is predicted to destroy itself in something like 500,000 years. After that, it'll just be you, floating in complete nothingness with no interactions whatsoever. Basically worse than being in the depths of hell.
@RinOkumura, but then you could summon a new world
@thedoingstuffguy, ...but the sun would have imploded by then. And if it made a black hole in the process, then you would be compressed in a small sphere the size of a needle's point. Then you're really fvcked.
@RinOkumura, well just undo it and go back in time then lol
@thedoingstuffguy, considering time is a fabric and indeed an object (in theory) then this is plausible. But I would still just stick with my original plan.
@RinOkumura, you could live out video games
Well there not much to do on an ice cap it kind of sucks. It's so awesome so I'll go with the first one. To repeat option b.
I'd do it.
@The Chosen Undead, When I wanted to change the world, I simply took my army and attacked the giants.
*uses to lose virginity*
Well...this means I can make a patch to have baby smooth skin instead of this scarred canvas I currently have, right?
Who needs video games when you can pretty much make them in real life???
I would press the button and have lots of sex
22 March 2014 #22March2014
Fine the world would be my internet and my life would be the video game. Make self invincible and spawn crud everywhere, make hookers pay me. Anime people. Yeah i'd press it.
I'd pick the world editor, then use it to edit this button so it allowed me to still play video games and use the internet
I would make love to this button, if I could change things to my liking, why would I need internet?
Perfectly fine i barely use either
You could just BE in the video game, Left 4 Dead? Bam, zombies apocalypse.
I would press that button no matter what
You can just edit the world into video games... Press it
I'd do it and change the rules. Game set, match.
I could live my video game. Worth it.
*makes the world into a game universe like Halo*
Or just change the rules.
Easiest loophole ever.
*uses editor to change world into videogame*
Your life could literally BE Tumblr.
Why would you NEED internet?
Uh... Uh... *hesitates*
Still clicks button. Totally worth it.
You don't need the internet to watch TV, so I think I'm good with this. So long guys, its been great, but I'll be leaving you for greater glory in 3, 2, 1...