True best friends do not follow any of these rules.
@trinitunerboy, true best friends dont need to...and im speaking from experience
@trinitunerboy, oh yeah? Well I think they need to because what I thought was a best friend broke rules 1 and 7.
@trinitunerboy, I guess a true best friend could hook up with your girlfriend, recall his mistakes for the rest of his life incessantly, or destroy anything you borrow from them.
@THE WONDER BONER, dude real best friends bang the same chicks! They're all sluts anyways
@TheProlapsingAsshole, judging by that logic I'm sure you'd be okay with it if your best friend took your gf away from you, if you had one.
@THE WONDER BONER, I'm ok with a friend dating my ex. I've given permission before. I'm not really cool with it if they try to hide it though, that means THEY believe it's wrong and they did it anyway - so they're not really much of a friend. And as far as exes go, they do need permission. If I still have feelings then it's a problem. If it's just another ex, then whatever. But stealing a girlfriend...no - that's not cool. That's totally different than dating an ex you're well and truly over.
@Katpee, that's what I'm trying to say. Best friends should not develop feelings for your gf and steal them away from you.
@THE WONDER BONER, Yeah, no. I'll admit, I've developed feelings for a friend's gf before, but I kept it to myself. When they argued, I continued to support him, and if I happened to think he was in the wrong, I let HIM know instead of talking smack. I mean, you can't always help how you feel. But you can control what you do with your feelings, and you can affect how strong they get. I'm sorry about your experience there. I can imagine how much that sucks - losing two important people in the same selfish act of betrayal. Well hopefully one cheated on the other, caught an STD, and passed it along, while you walked off into the sunset with a hotter, cooler girl. Or if that hasn't happened, then hopefully it will
@Katpee, hopefully. But yeah
The first rule is definitely on point. Left hand never got along with right hand after we got together.
@Self Stimulation, why not both?
@CobainGrohlNovoselic, i have threesome with my hands...
@Self Stimulation, YOU CAN USE THE OTHER HAND!?!
Oh god...the grammar.
"7. Do not pick up a girl your friend already does." ...what?
@A Grammar Jew, oh the innocence
@A Grammar Jew, sleep with her
Man, the grammar is terrible.
None of these made any sense... At all...
Good friend bails you out of jail. Best friend sits next to you in jail an says damn that was fun.
NEVER date an ex. There are few words to describe that kind of anger.
@The Crooked Man, it's like reading the same book again and pretending not to remember how it ends.
@Doobelyew, I think he meant not to date your friend's ex
I didnt know this was Advice Pics
The grammar.... It hurts
Do not pick up a girl your friend already does.
@Grybo101, hey pal, way to down vote the other comments with up votes, downvote for you =)
@Grybo101, i think they were going for Wise arce(wise ass) but they forgot how to grammar.
These rules are pretty unisex...
I follow almost all of these with all my friends
Be a partner not a wiseacre
This is the worst thing I've read ever
What's a wiseacre ?
18.Teach your friend how to spell correctly and use grammar properly.
3. Your home is also your friend is one?Any time? What does this mean?
Rule 14 is my favorite. My girlfriend and I got in a fight and my friend knew exactly what to do to help me
Real friends don't need rules
I try not to be a wise acre
18. Learn to use proper grammar.
This sounds like a list of grievances someone wrote because they were angry.
This list describes my most annoying friend...who made this? An eleven year old? (Note the starry 5th grade background)
The grammar! It burns!
AHHHHH THE ERRORS THEY BURN. Seriously I normally think grammar nazi's are stupid but who can't spell involve
@thatescalatedquicly, *realize I forgot a comma, braces for impact
Bendable with permission, true, true, ehh.., true, false, true, true, false, we don't like to call in the first place, kinda true, depends on the friends, truest thing on here, true, haha!, only if you're old friends, true. Final analysis; This was written by a girl who thinks she knows our ways.
The spelling and grammar of this post was horrendous
I feel like this individual struggles with the english language
18. Be sure you spelled your words correctly before posting this list.
Regular friends usually have a common enemy, best friends do not.
There is only one true rule of friends, #1. All of the others aren't needed to be mentioned, guys just know not to do these to each other.
Am I hallucinating or is the spelling and grammar on this thing driving everyone else crazy too?
Goddamn someone teach this person to write
I feel like this picture is showing what my grammar is like whenever I write in Spanish.
Whoever wrote this is the worst kind of person, there's plenty of room for all those words that were left out.
I worry about the fact that almost every single one of these "rules" has a grammatical error. Does no one proof read anymore? Or are you all just cool with "eh, it's just the internet."
Besides the grammar this is accurate by law
I feel like a bad friend since I've broken more than half of these.
The first file of the Guyble is "Bros before hoeeeeees"