This is the premise for Up 2.
@Codalicious, I was thinking more along the lines of Dredd 2
@surprise yomama, left for the dredd 2
@surprise yomama, why not both? *mexican music*
@Codalicious, in a world where all nations are at war, men are bald and will do anything for a headful of hair- this man becomes public enemy number one
Funny pics community, I'm having a horrible day. Can you please help?
@madisonjcc, what seems to be the problem
@madisonjcc, i think i speak for us all when i say, speak friend and we shall try our best!
@madisonjcc, speak my child, so that I may heal you
@madisonjcc, You've reached the Funny Pics Community Hotline. Are you out of toliet paper?
@madisonjcc, don't worry, so am I. But remember, as cliche as this sounds, tomorrow is a brand new day
@madisonjcc, here's a little joke that always cheers me up: Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
@madisonjcc, The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground!
@madisonjcc, but did you die?
@madisonjcc, By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
@madisonjcc, "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me.
@madisonjcc, knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
@madisonjcc, Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm sitting naked inside a refrigerator..."
@MPGIS, Just one of those days where nothing is going right. Thank you guys. That response was so quick. I wish I could know who all you beautiful people are.
@MPGIS, your username... I think I love you
@madisonjcc, aww man we all have those days but you know what makes me feel better? Just sitting on the john and talking to fellow funny pics members. Would you look at that! You've done that so I think (more like I force but you know, synonyms) you should get some warm milk and cookies and feel better! Because we are all here for you and never forget that you are never alone, even if no one that knows you cares, there are millions of strangers who care would care about you :)
@Not much, thanks I kind of love myself too, we should start a fan club :D
@madisonjcc, did you try turning it off and on again?
@madisonjcc, throwing skittles at people always helps. Just make sure you scream, "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!"
@madisonjcc, Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
@Cozmonic032, it's one of my favorites
@madisonjcc, and this, and all of this love and help coming from everyone, is why I love this community so much. Ive been here for three years, but am only a lurker. I have to share that I love each and every one of you. Now, im off, back to lurking. Farewell everyone.
All hippies should be tied to balloons and set out over the ocean.
I think stuckpixel forgot this is the night shift, update is too... normal
@hard mickeys fingers, It's only evening on the west coast. Have a little patience.
@Codalicious, yeah I guess your rite east coast for me
26 March 2014 #26March2014
Hey that's why it was raining dreads outside today!
I think that guitar he has is a Kay... Every day I try to find a new picture of a Kay guitar... This is the best I've ever seen.
Isnt that wayne static? From static x?
Thats pretty sweg
So I made a deviantart account and started making pictures. Anyone wanna see? http://voidofnothingness.deviantart.com/art/Karan-s-Energy-Limb-441502154
So... Facebook bought oculus rift for $2 billion...
And much weed was smoked that day.
Dat mahn is flaihin' haaai.
Gee. I could've sworn I uploaded this yet my name isn't under the picture. Hmm..
He must have dread the day he had to get a haircut.
Dude go out side and cut them off the when they pop it starts raining hair.
Think about how gross it was afterwards with a bunch of hairballs hanging from the ceiling.