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@I shjt you not, You gotta be shjtting me !?!
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@I shjt you not, I love you
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@I shjt you not, You mean burn it?
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@Eu west is Eu best, thanks,
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If anyone is questioning whether they should read this because of the length I recommend that you do
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@Bus Full of Kids, I concur with this yellow consumer of children.
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@Bus Full of Kids, best decision I made all day
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@Fellacio Jones, "yellow consumer of children" - amazing.
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@Bus Full of Kids, is there more?
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I read the whole thing in like an old timey secret agent voice.
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@Stealthytwinkie, I read it in GOB's voice from Arrested Development.
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Props to her for not running away screaming.
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@I Punt Pugs, from her phone?
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This thing is great when read in Jason Statham's voice
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@Darkspawn666, Or Will Arnett's
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@Darkspawn666, or Morgan Freeman's
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#bestofthebest
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@Barnacle MAN,
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For her not to cut him off right there this must be acted out or he must look like Ryan Gossling.
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This is the best text conversation I've ever read.
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I actually met the girl I'm currently dating on Tinder
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@Sexy Homunculus, explain
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@Missgeekgirl, we both liked each other on Tinder, met in person, and now we're dating. I know Tinder's known for being the hookup app, but I prefer using it to actually meet people.
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You know it's a good post when (so far) not even the comments are downvoted.
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*Wesson
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@Hubert Farnsworth, This one thing annoyed me so much...
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@Hank the Hamster, thank goodness I'm not the only one
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@Hank the Hamster, "Some people need to get their facts straight!" -Blonic
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Worth it.
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I could tell this guy was strange from the moment he used two "hello"s
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This made my day!
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I feel like he's quoting something...
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"PULL WHAT OFF" #your clothes
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So this is what it's like to read pure gold…*smiles with tear in eye* not as good as they say…just a million times better
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Read it twice just cuz
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#storytime
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The Salamander
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29 March 2014 #29March2014
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It was when he defined lactose intolerant that I lost it.
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I like this but I wish I understood it
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This guy. I hang out with people like this guy.
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Ill show you what ill pull off...
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This sounds eerily similar to Mr. Taco...
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Wtf
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When he said I have pink hair tall and in a disguise I was like Natsu?
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Dwight shrute is trying to catch a date
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This man deserves everything there is to give.
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Omg I freaking wish my friends or anybody would text me somethi n g like this .. it would be so epic
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This throws a wrench in our plan, Brookfields
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Did anybody else get the punchline?
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#Ishjtyounot
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I actually thought this was something about twilight
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"How do YOU Tinder?"
"I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence."