Looks at picture... goes to favorite porn site... tries to find similar looking girl... settles for anything with a vagina.
@Obi Wan Canblowme, Beware! Last Kenobi parody we had on here was a downvote troll...
@SimonPetrikov, this has been my username since I first started funnypics. Hope people don't confuse me with someone else because I don't ever post unless my comments are funnypics worthy.
@Obi Wan Canblowme, Really? I comment whenever I'm bored, or lonely, or hungry, or tired, or procrastinating, or philosophical, or cheesy, or xylophone...what were we talking about?
@SimonPetrikov, Idk i think his name is fitting.
@Obi Wan Canblowme, *Waits for someone to name such a pornstar so I can, you know, fatty animal preservatives*. Wink wink nudge nudge.
@bramwell14leon, *wink wink nudge nudge trip fall*
@Obi Wan Canblowme, try Mia Malkova.
@Obi Wan Canblowme, I thought I was the only one
@SimonPetrikov, wasn't it like... Obi Wan Canoli?
@Tyler643, Some odd thing like that.
I'd like to push her on the ground and call her mean names..... God I'm bad with women
@I Punt Pugs, wait is that not the proper way of doing things? I've been doing it wrong then......
@horker orgy, yea being mean to girls died out a few years ago. Now you hold them down and say nice things to them
@horker orgy, this explains everything
@Bus Full of Kids, *pins woman on ground violently* I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR!!
@I Punt Pugs, "You're a stupid idiot!" "I bet you shower naked you whore!"
@I Punt Pugs, yes you are yes you are 😐😐
I'll shed a tear if the pants tear. (I used two words spelled the same with different pronunciations. Neat)
@buzz killinton, it's called a pun...
@jeffann05, it's called a homophone you uncurl tired swine.
@Shotokandragon, yeah what a homophony!
10/10 would push her to the absolute limit
Ines Sainz, ya'll are welcome
I don't know if anyone will see this but, this is actually a really old picture from many years ago, I guess it just shows how long people have been in this community.
I ain't even mad
We can push further, I know it
What are you doing here?! Go back to the sick Zelda pic!
My penis is also pushing my jeans to the absolute limits with this picture.
The limit does not exist.
Do she got da booty? She kangadoooooo
Tru dat, the guy holding the cable's horse is about to break out of the stable
I ain't even mad.
29 March 2014 #29March2014
Plot Twist: they're talking about the guys pants around her
Looks like I'm gonna start watching the news more often.
Pushing my jeans' zipper to the absolute limit
*instantly selects high res
Onion butt. *Sobs*
But, do she got a booty?
I wouldn't mind taking the burden off of those jeans😏
Retoast but I ain't even mad
I would want to ask her if that hurts, it looks like she has a Boa constrictor on her ass
#Data as #yourwelcome
Nice ass. And the blonde's not bad either.
This is great.. But after seeing a commercial for jeans with butt implants.. I'm not entirely sure
Ain't even mad
I can finally up vote