Ok, you are granted Access, but be forewarned I Excel at sex things. *Pulls down pants and presents PowerPoint* Word.
@I shjt you not, Poetic shjt man. Inspiring.
@I shjt you not, wow
@I shjt you not, my word document is huge... ;)
@I shjt you not, you sir, are the Microsoft god.
@Lady Fingers, he makes me want to be a better person :,)
@I shjt you not, Lol nice
A girl would never have to make a PowerPoint to get a guy to bang her let's be real
@Dingbat, and even if just saying let's have sex doesn't work give him lots of alcohol! Trust me ladies you will be disappointed in no time
@Dingbat, I just forwarded this picture to THREE guy friends. Fingers crossed for my vagina tonight!!
@Blue Caterpillar, still haven't gotten it. You sure you sent it to the right number?
@Box of Rocks, hahah. Let's go. Right now.
@Blue Caterpillar, lol. It'll be the best 2 minutes of your life!
@Box of Rocks, two minutes? Ain't nobody got time for that. Make it 50 seconds and you have a deal.
@Blue Caterpillar, done
@Dingbat, actually. I would. I've been rejected 3 times (by different people) within the same month. Then again, I am socially awkward.
@Dingbat, listen, if the chick looks like *insert attractive famous individual*, then of course they don't need a PowerPoint
@Dingbat, sure they would. If they were ugly.
@Dingbat, yeah, no, I'm just going to go ahead and disagree with that.
@Dingbat, i almost felt like this powerpoint was actually a girl to another girl
@Dingbat, Amy Ferafowler disagrees with you sir
You convinced me at "why we should do sex things"
I'm mildly to extremely interested
I'll take twenty.
@Aperture Employee, for "science" right?
*adds to favorites for future use*
@877CashNow, *realizes it's for a girl so un-favorites*
Just saying "I have breasts" usually works and it helps to add "want to see them?"
@Succubus of Ravenclaw, your name makes me skeptical to accept your offer..
And if you still aren't sold on the idea, I have cake.
This is possibly one of the greatest things ever on Funny Pics. THE PROS OUTWEIGH THE CONS.
@FluffyGuy1305, But not in Nottingham.
You had me at girl
I was onboard untill the last slide.
She had me at breasts.
Can't argue with this logic *prepares body for sex things*
I'd like to invest
You had me at why
How is her tits to ass ratio
What? Girl like sex?
Are we still doing plot twists? 'Cause.... It's a tranny.
Is nobody else wondering why she is 50% a girl?
I'll consider it...
31 March 2014 #31March2014
I read the quote in sir hammerlocks voice for some reason
I like my pets being alive so this girl is a go
But what about sex stuff?
*Uses this coinciding with "why you should let me touch your butt" powerpoint to increase chances at sexy time*
This is irrelevant to me because I'm forever alone
This is how I would attract people.
If there is a quote next to a picture on the internet, it's 100% true