As a bright red couch I can confirm this
@Mystic Poop Wand, you're not a red couch, you're a poop wand that seems to be mystic
@mjbisgreat, Nah, a red couch. As an inanimate object aswell, I can confirm.
@Mystic Poop Wand, so you're not a mystic poop wand? I feel so betrayed. *Runs into metal bar on purpose*
@yailoo , hell who says I can't be both?
Nope. Sex wins over everything.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, you just wait
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Even over Sex Itself?
@Arthur Curry, no then a paradox occurs which would tear our universe to shreds
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, eh sometimes i just wanna drink I don't need my thing in something every minute I'm not a teenager
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, maybe if she wants it so bad she could suggest you could use the back door. That's an attention grabber.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, for me it would be all of that, and sex at the same time
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Unless it's a Bank Heist. Never pass the opportunity to hold a Bank Heist
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, wait till you get older actually start doing it. It gets old sometimes.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, it won't forever.
The opposite of my girlfriend and me
If it was a black couch then they would be having sex.
Everyone commenting apparently can't get their head around the fact that not every guy wants to have sex every second -_-
@Every Redditor, Well normally if we don't then there's something seriously wrong.
@Every Redditor, I want to have sex every second and im like a man^2
@SuperSaiyajinKitty, You're comment made me giggle :P
@Every Redditor, it's true they don't. I'm a girl who always wants sex and my boyfriend doesn't :'(
Why not both? "Mexican porn music starts"
@Captain Dave, At the same time! *Plays castanets*
No matter what time it is if the girl actually wants to have sex then we knows that's gonna happen
A part of me knows that this isn't true one bit
@Veiny Horse Wang, oh my god, your name
@Veiny Horse Wang, want to have sex?
@Sarchasm, that's what I was born for
Why not have both? *gets declared as the next Cesar Chavez*
For some reason, I find it hard to believe a guy says "no" to sex...
I can confirm this is bullsh*t. Us guys are ALWAYS in the mood for sex. Except maybe right after sex. Also, we cannot read minds women
Been reading funny pics for about 4 or 5 years now and I never thought to sign up and actually comment but ive always read the comments, you guys have an amazing community and I hope to be apart of it, thanks for all the laughs :)
@The Masked Deficator, Same here! I litterally just made my account a few minutes ago and im super thrilled about it ^.^
@Wileyking409, Making friends already haha
Well that dude is obviously gay
What male his age is like NOPE I don't want sex. A damn alien that's who
which guy chooses food over sex?
Why not both?
This guy needs his priories straighten out
@Fudge Face, We could be talking about some really serious burrito beer and tv. If it's chipotle yuengling and game of thrones I would definitely pick them over sex.
What kind of guy doesnt want sex with a girl? A gay guy actually
This should be reversed.
My relationship... except it's the opposite.
It is quite obvious most of the males replying to this are teenagers or in very early twenties who are at their sexual peak.
I can relate to the woman on the couch. Its like as soon as men hit 25 their sex drive decreases as women's sex drive goes up.
I have sex with twins! Righty and lefty
Wtfork do we care? Meh!
oh my god it's been 4 years since I last used this app... i forgot how literally everybody that uses it is a 12 year old boy, or has the mentality, manners, and humor of one.
@The Fly, and yet one of the first thing you do after not being on for awhile, is downvote multiple people, upvote yourself, and then say everyone is essentially immature? That seems mature.
I'm pretty sure it's the other way around
This is very true, hos are the real thirsty ones. A study even found that while men think about sex 4 times a day, women think about it 4 times an hour!
I can relate. Frustrating but I wait because its good sigh.
11 PM, I just want to sit here, take a dump and look through the days updates.
Yes, while we're at it, let's talk about the tooth fairy, the boogeyman, fear of money, and other crap that doesn't exist... If stuckpixel is trying to see if it can shake more of it's dwindling subscribers ....
So.…when does the night shift start?
Prayers go out to Ft Hood. Nothing like that is ever easy to hear.
2 April 2014 #2April2014
This one time....
Uh..ya, yup. That's about right.
No guy in his right man would be prioritizing that stuff.
I'd do all of those things at the same time.
Is this a late april fools joke?