I think there must be a spiderman picture for every situation
@Draco MaIfoy, oh, there is, let's see if Stuckpixel uploads some of mine, then your comment will be very true
@Draco MaIfoy, rule 43
@Draco MaIfoy, if Stuckpixel has taught me anything, it is this.
@Draco MaIfoy, my friend gets really annoyed at me because I only communicate with him through Spider-Man pictures....
@JadeHasBewbs, really? That's awesome
Those who have read 1984 will appreciate the irony
@Nikita, I was looking through all of the comments just to se if anyone noticed. Thank you so much
@Nikita, your my new favourite
@Nikita, amazing book. Slightly scary though, with what Orwell predicted being true...
@Nikita, Agreed. David Lee Roth is a genius.
@Nikita, Big brother says its true, you love big brother, don't you?
@Lord Varys, oh, OH MAN. Didn't notice that til you mentioned it lol.
As a Christian, I admire this guy's faith, but I think he chose a poor demonstration.
@Gabuscus, yeah he really did I agree but he's faithful so...it evens out
@Gabuscus, I think he should be focusing on the fact that the Book of Truth would never have that false statement
@Gabuscus, I'm a Christian too, but that's not faith. It's called Common Core Mathematics.
@Gabuscus, let me start off with stating that I am a christian and believe everything in the Bible is true, that being said everything in the bible that seems to not make sense has an explination for instace, it says that jesus died and was buried on good friday and rose 3 days later, sunday or the day of rest, is 2 days later. Go look up what the explination is ;)
@drgrnbrn, which book is it in? I wouldn't mind reading this.
@drgrnbrn, didn't it have something to do with the way Jews kept track of their days?
@I like Ike, the account of jesus death is recorded in the gospels, uhh Mathew 27 I think I'm unsure
@drgrnbrn, thank you. I knew it was in the new testament, but there's a few possibilities as to which one. I'll check it out.
@Gabuscus, I am pretty sure he is Jehovah's Witness and they do that. Yeah.
@I like Ike, if you want a lot more of things like these look up josh McDowell, he has a lot and the one that I learned about this one from.
@drgrnbrn, alright cool. Might check that out
@Gabuscus, this is why so many people in today's world think all Christians are a bunch of crazy whack jobs.
@Gabuscus, the bible would never have something like bad math, just that the earth is only 6000 years old even though we have fossils 1000 times older than that.
@Gabuscus, People don't realize that the bible is not the pure unadulterated word of God written by Jesus, and that the book is not what matters. I know non-Christians, a man who has never opened the bible let a alone a book, who are better Christians than most I see today.
@petreybird, kind of. But no matter how you count it, you can only get 3 days and 2 nights. I've heard that he was actually killed Thursday and that Friday was Passover. Since that would mean 2 sabbaths in a row, he would still be killed the day before the sabbath, but also be dead and buried for 3 days and 3 nights. I'm sure there's a better explanation online somewhere. It's actually pretty cool
But 2+2 does equal 5, for exceptionally large values of 2.
Believe me, not all religious people are like this guy...
@SgtHdog, I can second that
Ok.. as a christian i feel obligated to say that i too find this ignorant.
Im a Christian man, and seeing people make a big deal out of these kinda posts make me cringe.....don't judge a person for standing up for their beliefs, even if they suck at finding the right words to say, (like me), just commend their efforts for being a good person and we can all chillax...rant over.
@CryingClown, I wish all Christians were as laid back as you. As an atheist, it is hard living in a mostly-religious world. I don't try to push what I believe (more like don't believe) on other people, but I learn more about it. I personally applaud people that stand up for what they think because we all have our own mind. Thank for your kindness and consideration. I applaud you sir. I applaud you.
5 is the new 4
Between abortion and this, it's like they are trying to start a flame war...
@Cryaotic, well they can ABORT their mission... Hehe..
Ok Spider-Man, see you later tonight... *winks seductively*
@Rapist Sloth, He never comes to visit me...
5 is just ridiculous, almost as crazy as my math teacher telling me 2+2=4. Everyone knows 2+2=fish.
It's hard to believe that some people are actually this stupid.
This is as old post. Since then Pastor LaRuffa has finished reading the bible and to everyone's relief has not found that passage. He was last heard saying "I'll double check"
Behold: faith in all off its jackassery!
This is the point at which faith turns into denial and I lose respect for a person's beliefs
Just because it's in the bible it's true? That's where I fall off of religion.
I actually find this quite nice, it goes to show that people can really believe when they put their heart to it. Even though we all know that 2+2 does not equal five, it shows that we are willing to accept based on pure trust and belief.
As a Christian this embarrasses me... That's not how faith works, neither is this a good example
@oh honey, isn't that almost exactly how faith works? Faith is trusting in God and knowing He can do anything, so if He wants to change the laws of math, he could
@The Sandlot, well sir I do respect your point of view but said that because I know God does not change his mind, specially about laws
@AlmightyMangosteen, yeah the pastor isn't that smart either.
@Nikita best quote from 1984; Winston: "Does big brother exist, like i exist." O'Brien: "You do not exist" bricks shat at that moment
But...but...but Steven Hawking proved 2+2=5 in the Fairly Odd Parents O.o
@ManinASuit, "2+2 doesn't equal five!!! It's six!!!! SIIIIXXX!!!!" -- mr. Crocker
Stuckpixel loves controversy... but so do I
*God in heaven shaking his head in disapproval* -_-
Yes. 2+2=5. Listen to big brother
That's why LDS people only believe in the bible as far as it's correctly translated. None of that 2+2=5 crap
If religion didn't exist every race on earth would be unified to prosper and advance in science and space travel. Being so divided is entirely religions fault.
"Wanna see this cross disappear?"
As a Christian, I can confirm the pastor's quote.
This is so very sad
Oh my god that is my old Youth Pastor. That is really weird
As a Christian/Hebrew, I try to find the truth. Much like an archeologist I will dig up facts in documents and valuable arguable materiel. If I found said passage I would begin a search for an error in translation. That's just me though
Big brother says 2+2=5
Here's my math side showing.... So depending on your sequence of numbers 2 2=5 or even 11 if the sequences is 0-2 so it would be 0,1,2,10,11 (proceeds to get shot by everyone. Coughs blood) not, sorry....
7 April 2014 #7April2014
The funny thing is, religion has been outlawed where I live. Granted I'm not religious, but all the churches have been torn down.