Dad: "Old lady boobs are like onions." Son: "They stink?" Dad: "Yes... No!" Son: "They have layers?" Dad: "No!" Son: "Oh, you leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs..." Dad: "No! Cry. Onions make you cry. Old lady boobs make you cry. You get it?"
@I shjt you not, *tries to tell joke* old lady boobs are like onions. "What? Old lady? Onions? What are you talking about?" *silently edges back into shadows*
@I shjt you not, No I don't. Can you type that all over again please?
@I shjt you not, I lost it at the little white hairs
@I shjt you not, OH EW NOT THE LAST ONE
@877CashNow, Son: "Oh, they both make you cry. You know, not everybody likes onions. What about cake? Everybody loves cake!" Dad: "I don't care what everybody likes. Old lady boobs are not like cake!" Son: "You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, 'let's get some parfait,' they say 'hell no, I don't like parfait'? Parfaits are delicious!"
@I shjt you not, cakes have layers why not make boobs cake
@I shjt you not, you genuinely made me laugh out loud
@I shjt you not, Where's the cake? I'd like some cake.
@I shjt you not, shrek.... I can never look at those movies again after what the Internet has done.. *shivers*
@I shjt you not, why can't they be parfait? Everyone loves parfait. How you ever run into someone and they're like: hell no I don't want no parfait. Parfait are delicious!
@I shjt you not, I read it in their voices. :)
@I shjt you not, Shrek is Drek...
@I shjt you not, DONKEY OMG YES
Also, christmas trees only come once a year
What a dirty family
@SpellingError, "The Aristocrats!!!"
This family is too comfortable with each other
I keep telling mom to stop posting our conversations on reddit.
What a bunch of silly willies
8 April 2014 #8April2014
@Raven1313, baby come back
What the hell kind of family is this
But as a really old man, your d!ck would still work. as a woman, breasts would like, fall off or be cut off because of breast cancer, B!tch.
Plot twist: the kids were talking about birds.