My female coworker has a beard
@sexyvampireprincess, do you work for the circus? Is she the bearded lady?
@sexyvampireprincess, then I guess she's not a female coworker then is she?
@sexyvampireprincess, are you absolutely sure she's female? I mean I see some people on the street and I have a hard time figuring out their gender.
@I am a horse, yes her name is sandy and has kids
@I am a horse, well it would be rude to ask to look wouldn't it.
@sexyvampireprincess, ok just really noticeable stubble. I should have clarified that.
@I am a horse, or native Americans
@I am a horse, that old Asian in kill bill.
@I am a horse, Fu Man Shu
@I am a horse, or horses
@I am a horse, Or men who aren't homeless.
Unrelated, but don't you just love it when you sit down to take a sh!t, open up FP and scroll through a new update. Then, just incase, you reload the "recent" tab and there's another new update??
I thought it was "Employable"
Or men who can't grow beards no matter how hard they try *crys in a corner*
@Al Czervik, not shaving for a week and having that pedostash
My school won't allow facial hair on men, if your beard is a slight shadow they send you to the restroom with the cheapest razor without shaving cream! Last time I went in there there was blood stains on the sink and the words "f*ck this school" written in blood on the mirror, on the floor bloody paper towels, hair, and a broken razor with a piece of skin stuck to it! Whats worst rapid hair growth runs in my family, seriously I look like a mini chubaka without my shirt! So every 3 days I need to shave, and if a forget to do so I try to hide my face. I look like a damn terrorist using my hoody to cover up! You know what's way more annoying than that? I look freaking bad ass with a beard. I look like the Wolvorine from X-men! Ohh guess what, the only reason I know this is a fact is because during the summer I let it grow and while walking in damn Disney Land ( don't get me wrong I love the place and movies ) two chicks came up and ask if they could touch it! They loved it! Fuuuuuuuuuuu
@Grim Encounter, same thing at my school
@Grim Encounter, i dont have this rule at my school but it would be terrible if i did... i shave every morning but by lunch its already started to grow back visibly again .-. And im only in 9th grade
A great bead makes a great leader -
A guy told me that beards are the symbol of wisdom and manliness. Maybe in ancient japan and middle earth. But in America its the symbol of hipsters, homeless, and hillbillies.
@RapperGoldfish, I don't know if we live in the same America or not, but I'm pretty sure it's still a symbol of manliness.
What is this, an update for hipsters?!
@Pizza zzz, omg, I thought the same thing!
If you turn this upside down it becomes a guy with a fancy unibrow.
This doesn't have anything to do with the photo, but I thought if share. I've had this theory in my head for a little while but you know how you can change your username on here? Well what if Invalid Chicken and The Invisible Man and all those guys are really the same person...
8 April 2014 #8April2014
I guess I'm a woman - JROTC probz
@Vault 101 Comedian , same here, what branch?
@Jokon99, Army, you?
@Vault 101 Comedian , marine corps.
@Jokon99, well semper fi! You don't see a lot of marine JROTC
@Vault 101 Comedian , there's not that many but it's not that much different from other branches.
@Jokon99, yeah I think army has the most activities associated with it. I'm pretty sure we're the only ones still commenting on this pic.
@Vault 101 Comedian , yeah they do but to be honest from what I've seen of army jrotc battalions marine corps. Jrotc battalions have more pride in their traditions and their history. And yeah we probably are the only ones commenting on this.
Guys, having a beard isn't so bad. Don't worry about it in the start. It'll eventually grow on you.
I prefer having a little stubble to attract the ladies
Not funny or a fail...just stupid..
Arnold schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Lee, just to name a few bada$$ people with no beard
Have you not been to Walmart?
Oddly when a woman pretends to be a gay guys girlfriend, she is her "beard"
I can't grow a beard. That's ones not ironic, that one's just sad.
I guess I'll have to forego my gender change on Thursday.