This is a girl thing, too! Lady fappers unite!
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, So if I can just get all your numbers...
@StickyTheSpermWhale, Dammit, sorry. Accidental downvote. Second time tonight...
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, proceed with details... I know.
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, I wish masturbating would feel good to me. It's just not the same if I do it rather than someone else :(
@sexyvampireprincess, I completely agree. It's just not the same because you know you're the one doing it so it just feels weird and unsatisfying.
@Cumslurper69, this is the end result from going to an all girls catholic college isn't it?
@A Clever Name, Not a Catholic college just all girls middle school but no, it just feels weird to masturbate. Stop judging me! *hides under a bed*
@Cumslurper69, says cum slurper69
@Fox News , That's why I get other to do it for me. Simple solutions to simple problems.
@Cumslurper69, I volunteer to solve your problem
@A Clever Name, Such a kind person. Thank you for the future assistance.
@Cumslurper69, anything to come to the aid of a fellow commenter
@A Clever Name, Anything? You sure about that?
@Cumslurper69, there are some limitations, but most anything
@A Clever Name, Good good...
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, I never knew it was a guy thing. I just knew it always helped me fall asleep. Glad I wasnt the only woman here.
@StickyTheSpermWhale, the thirst is real with this one.
@SimonPetrikov, I accidentally downvoted you too. I'm sorry ):
@StickyTheSpermWhale, I've got a kik :D (just don't feel comfortable giving my # out) but I'll totally text you. It's mikmak12711
@StickyTheSpermWhale, score one for sticky ^^
@StickyTheSpermWhale, ..that would be rape
@StickyTheSpermWhale, ......smooth......real smooth.......
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, nice Skyrim reference. Only books i read in Skyrim.
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, pics or it didn't happen. Also rule 30. Y? Reasons
@sexyvampireprincess, the 'pleasurable' areas are on the outside so don't try too hard to go deep because it's not doing anything.
@OriginalName022, I think I know how to please myself I'm just saying it doesn't feel the same
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, Hell yeah! Women masturbate, too, everyone!
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, I see you too have found the book in Skyrim.
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, wait.... Can girls even fap? I always thought more like a smack and squirt motion
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, omg so true! I actually look at funny pics after I masturbate even though I'm so tired.
@sexyvampireprincess, so it would be better if someone else did it for you, so you won't know what they'll do next, then have a feeling of guessing and excitement..?
@TeamTitties, says TeamTitties... xD
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, agreed.Preach it girl lol
Whenever I'm awake in the middle of the night, I fap so I can go to bed.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, whenever I'm in the middle of fapping, I wake up and go back to my own bed
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, same
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, you are not the only one
@Felix the Bear, Sorry, accidental downvoted.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, fapnaps
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, 100%
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Fap to go to sleep at night, fap to wake in the morning. It's the circle of fap.
@SimonPetrikov, it's all cool
Who else has fallen asleep while masturbating
Oh, what a true statement. Coming from a person like myself. I like to consider myself a champ.
Look Ma, no comments!
@ShadowDarkBlade, Look Ma, A dumbass!
@ShadowDarkBlade, you had one job, and look what you did.
@Felix the Bear, the job was never given to me.
@877CashNow, hey, no comments when it loaded up for me. People probably commented just before I did. There is always a possibility that happens.
@ShadowDarkBlade, I think you are missing the point. You basically just said first. We don't like that here.
@ShadowDarkBlade, not one bit
@877CashNow, no no no, that was not my intention. I was amazed at the fact that there wasn't anyone. I'm never one to get top comments or the first comment. It was suprising more than anything else.
@ShadowDarkBlade, okay I believe you. I figuratively take back my downvote.
@877CashNow, and honestly, I thought it was a funny comment.
@ShadowDarkBlade, it was if it didn't sound like you were insinuatating that you were first
@ShadowDarkBlade, plus it's been WAY over used. To thing in perspective it was old in the 45000s.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, oh, i haven't had the app for that long. And I don't see it in any inf the random pictures either. So sorry to everyone.
This what night shift should really be like
Exactly why night sex is the best
Am I the only one who has a hard time falling asleep after fapping?
9 April 2014 #9April2014
Here. reporting for duty lol @TheLustyArgonianMaid
This is what I do when I can't sleep
Is it just me or does that guy look like CaptainSparkles?
Is they misha collins
@poseidons butthole, that* grrr!
I've woken up from a wet dream, I guess that's kinda the opposite.
I can relate...
The most relaxed feeling ever.
That's what I do everytime I can't sleep