You got Glass in my eyes!
And my foot in your balls, CAPTAIN PLANET
They forgot heart
@Imabackstaber, I think he was in the portapotty
Am I the only one that knows the guy in the bathroom has the power of heart. Without him you can't have captian america
@Jacked Russell, captain planet*
@CaptainSwordsman, AMERICA IS THE PLANET.
I need some help, so I hit my pinkie really hard on a table a few days back now it hurts likes a b!tch everytime I move it. Should I put a splint on it?
@SleepingBear, is it swollen and bruised? If so, could be broken. If not but it hurts to move it, might as well put a splint on it. And why did you ask this question on here??
@SleepingBear, if you have range of movement, it's probably just stoved. It would be a good idea to splint it, so you don't hurt it further.
@SleepingBear, you should ask a doctor
@SleepingBear, definitely ask a doctor. I thought I jammed my pinky playing bball a few years ago, but it turns out it was broken in 2 places and I developed trigger finger. Got surgery on it and it healed badly so now I have no movement in my pinky.
@SleepingBear, yeah, maybe check up with a doctor, and in the meantime, either buddy tape it to your ring finger or splint it
@SleepingBear, swollen and painful pinkie toe; cancer. Yup, definitely cancer. Or a third option like every hospital sitcom, then it would be lupus. In all seriousness, if you cannot move it because it hurts too much, then it is broken and should be splinted. Go get it checked because although I am a doctor, I'm not a licensed physician.
@SleepingBear, I've actually done this before. For me, the pinkie was quite swollen and had some visible purple. Put some force on it in all directions. For me, one of the directions was a sharp pain, and it turned out being broken in one tiny spot in the middle knuckle but it didn't hurt at all besides the swelling. Good luck!
@pimpinpenguin, at least he didn't ask it on web md. Or else it would be cancer
@SleepingBear, if you're moving it, it's not broken. Man up
@SleepingBear, Don't splint it, buddy tape it to your ring finger. It does the same thing except it helps it heal faster because you still move it a little. Source: My dad is a doctor.
@SleepingBear, go on Web MD and look it up you probably also have cancer
Soo...the elements created a fat guy?
@FullFrontalAlchemist, No. He's a bag of poo.
@FullFrontalAlchemist, makes sense
@FullFrontalAlchemist, they are missing the health ring...
@stigmaoftherose, thank you, I never watched captain planet so I was really confused
@Dapper Fox, no he said wait (weight) instead of heart sk he gained weight
Fusion gone wrong.
I guess you could say he has heart trouble.
You fvcked up that's what happened
Iv been here since the blue screen and I have to say it, your recycled jokes are getting boring. What happened to original comments? Now if I see a picture I can normally guess what the comments will be and I'm right.
@TheStickOfTruth, You can't predict the path of Funny Pics.
@TheStickOfTruth, are you a wizard?
Don Cheedle is... CAPTAIN PLANET! "I'm Captain Planet, motherfvcker"
I'm in the port a potty
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Fart!
But did you die?
I think I get it the guy said "Guys I said wait" and that is what fat people say to their running friends soooo...
He said wait (weight) instead of heart so he became a fat guy
Is it just me or is it racist that earth is black
@Furious Burrito, hows it racist
@fetus meatus, because earth is brown, black and the only black person is earth which is brown and black
@Furious Burrito, please tell me your joking, and not somebody who finds racism in everything even when there is none
@fetus meatus, I'm not joking, and why is it a problem if some people think things are racist, if you don't think this comment is relevant then don't reply...
@Furious Burrito, there no racism anywhere in it. Its like the author wrote the curtains are blue, how enlish teacher think it means: they represent the author true feelings, litteral meaning: the curtains are blue. Youre creating meaning and racism where there is none
@fetus meatus, give me reasons why someone random online is who you should tutor about something they think is true but you don't. I think its racist because it is a black guy portraying earth.. Earth is brown, so why does a black man have to be it and not some person of another race? Why is everyone portrayed white except earth? I just think it's an irrelevant concept.
By your powers combined, I am the Avatar!
Again, a black man controls the earth
And it all changed when the fire nation attacked
Hey guys I'm about to take the ACT it's been stressful. Wish me luck