@Srircha, just as scary as La Llorona.
"If you don't finish your dinner, Buzz Lightyear will die" that child looks like he's living the thug life
@Giant Cabbage, ha, he does. But I don't understand how that applies to El Cucuy. Did you accidently reply to me?
@Srircha, terribly sorry about that mistake, night shifts gettin in my head
@Giant Cabbage, it's OK, I thought I was missing the juicy juice hypotenuse.
@Srircha, Mira carbon si no te sales de alli, te va agarrar el cucuy! (Couldn't use accents cause funnypics can't understand them)
@LordGwynOfCinder, my parents didn't hire a babysitter, they just left us with El Cucuy
I liked my one. I used to be scared of monsters in my room and instead of saying there were none, my mum told me that they were MY monsters and they'd protect me from anything bad while I slept
My mom told me that if I don't eat my vegetables my belly button would eat me...
My child scares me every day
@Justin Biebers Mom, ...Are you really Justin Bieber's mum??
My parents told me if I get on Funny Pics at night, I'll have nightmares.
My dad told his sister that if she picked her nose her head would cave in!
My whole childhood was set on drinking milk because of that one commercial where the old man never drank milk and then his arms broke off.
My grandmother and mom both use the dragonfly one. They say "If you tell a lie a dragonfly will stitch your mouth closed" my mother even told that to my five year old who is now terrified of dragonflies.. Thanks mom..
@littleskydancer, my older brother told me that dragonflies stick to your leg and suck out all of the blood and muscle and bones until it shrivels up. I believed him for years and warned many others to be cautious
My mom told me that a fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd. To make it even better, when I told me husband, he thought I said "the cry of an unused turd"
That watermelon one scared me well into my childhood
*another seemingly obligatory comment about candymanvan scaring children*
@Jojokanojojo, please don't become jack the legend
@Mangonian Rhombus, did I miss something? I confused.
@Jojokanojojo, look at everything from the futurama picture through the end of the last update for Jake the Legend
@Mangonian Rhombus, Help me! Make my comment go away!
@Jojokanojojo, we must act fast. We don't have much time, but I think we can save-- beeeeeeeeeeep... No, we lost it! It's too late, we will just try to disregard it...
That one about peeing in the pool isn't a made up thing because there is special chemicals that will change the color of the pool water to indicate that someone peed in it
@Zracer4life, I believe you because it's on funny pics
When I was little around 6 I think my dad told me that tentacles would come out of the drain and grab me if I didn't take a shower.
My brother was potty trained when he saw Spider-Man undies and my mom said he couldn't have them until he was potty trained. Since he was obsessed with Spider-Man, he went home and potty trained himself in a day.
Whenever I hurt my self my dad would threaten to cut it off... Just like my tail
This is a jep of something from reddit. JEPCEPTION.
My parents convinced me they were aliens. I was like two and I got really scared and upset.
I have an older brother who told me the stuffing we had for Thanksgiving was really cat food. I didn't eat it for the next six Thanksgiving dinners.
My parents said if I lost my lunchbox in school again, they're gonna throw me out.
My mom told me if I wore makeup my skin would melt and I would become blind. I'm 18 and have just began wearing makeup a little over two years ago. My mom was cruel.
My brother thought that if you swallowed watermelon seeds you'd get pregnant...
I myself drink too much "mommy soda".
The potty one is actually pretty cool
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they meant scarred, not scared
I was about to say that Buzz Lightyear kid looks gangsta, but then I figured he's probably wearing that because he has cancer
When I was a kid my parents told me if they unscrewed my belly button my arms and legs would fall off. I wouldn't go anywhere near a screwdriver
The last one was just sad!