1. The ability to put my hand in my pocket and pull out The exact amount of money for buying things 2. The ability to eat anything without gaining weight 3. The ability to fly
@A Clever Name, love the first one, except people might start to wonder. What about the same thing, but you had a bank card, and the account refilled itself as needed?
@A Clever Name, #1 exists. It's called a bank/credit card.
@Timekeeper II EST, then I could change it to the power to refill anything
@A Clever Name, awesome, all three.
@TheMathemagician, What kind of a moron are you?
@A Clever Name, flying is the worst power
@A Clever Name, I'd wish to take away your money, make your food super fattening and make sure you don't fly American Airlines ever again but you know southwest offers a decent deal
@A Clever Name, or you change number 1 to refilling powers
@A Clever Name, #2 you will die due to the ability to not absorb nutrients because they like to screw you over in someway lol
@A Clever Name, #2 you would be a skeleton
Or, you could wish for more genies.
@4than3, Or wish that wishes were calculated in absolute value and then wish for less wishes.
My three wishes: 1: telekinetic powers 2: the ability to teleport 3: the ability to read minds.
@diglet, If you think about it though, all powers could fall under telekinesis. I mean, absolutely everything is made of matter and telekinesis allows you to bend that matter to your will. You could literally do anything.
@diglet, 1.) ability to make any shot on the basketball court, 2.) be able to eat bacon for every meal and not get fat 3.) stop time whenever I wanted ;)
@diglet, you want to be a tomorrow person?
@thebowtie, I haven't seen that show so I wouldn't know that I was basically listing off their powers.
@diglet, 1: wish for more genies 2: ???? 3: profit
@Lord Tator, well then I am The Lord of all matter!!!
@diglet, I think you're my spirit Pokemon.
@diglet, Calm down Xavier, Jesus man I thought you were okay with telekinetic but you want to teleport? Then what will you do with Nightcrawler? "Oh sorry I can teleport now, we don't really need you anymore so bye I guess."
@diglet, I would wish for the power of sparkle so I could rule the world as the most fabulous man ever
@diglet, The ability to control the elements, the ability for super strength, and the ability for super heightened senses.
@Lord Tator, if you could manipulate atoms you could do that. But imagine that. Instant alchemy. Person angering you? Turn the air around them into liquid nitrogen.
@Lord Tator, I feel like I said this here before
@diglet, so.... the force
@diglet, 1) the power to grant wishes of my choosing 2) doesn't matter anymore.
@diglet, sorry you can't learn those moves you're a ground type
@diglet, I'd replace your first one with invisibility... for reasons
@diglet, For the whole "three wishes" thing, my wish was always a comprehensive and all-inclusive world editor operable only by me. After that the other 2 don't even matter.
@diglet, I wouldn't cunt to read minds you'd see some messed up shjt
@stewartandtom, awful typo... looks like I'm banned
@Lord Tator, actually in all technicality telekinesis is just the ability to move matter not to change it.... So technically he could fly but not teleport and he could not read minds without telepathy....
1. nunchuck skills. 2. bo hunting skills. 3. computer hacking skills
There's only one power you need and it's surprising of how many people don't think of it; the power that everything you say is the truth. you could literally live the life you want by just saying things out loud. "yea I have a t-Rex in my backyard." *poof* t-Rex out of f***ing nowhere. "I got cash on me to afford that" "yes you wanna sleep with me right now" "no I can't get in trouble for that" and the list goes on on. it's close to flawless.
@McSwaggerton, nice power, but what's the fun of having that much control? Plus I thing fairly odd parents had an episode with that. I don't remember how it ended but I'm sure it wasn't ideal. I just think having superpowers is about having fun, but that's just my opinion.
@McSwaggerton, Thats the best and only wish you need pretty much.
@McSwaggerton, unless it's like Liar Liar and you can't say anything unless it was true already. Then you're screwed. Still cool to have though to learn whatever you want to
@McSwaggerton, This could lead to paradoxes, though. Like saying, "This sentence is false." ... only there's cataclysm involved.
@McSwaggerton, get out of my head. I've thought this since childhood!
1.cure for cancer 2.World Peace 3. time travel machine
Telekinetic powers, the ability to refill anything and everything, and to be able to eat anything but never get fat
Immortality, increased analytical power, power to shape the molecules around me. Basically a god
This is mildly related, but I feel like in the horror movie The Ring, on the sixth day you can just watch the video again and get another 7 days
@IceMan12, oh yeah. Nice loophole.
D*mn it this was my worst nightmare and now it's happened
Or something freakin useful , maybe being omnipotent or omniscient. But that's just me instead if something dumb
You'd think wishing for no rules for wishing would be in the rules of wishing
@The Butt Chicken, But what if he wishes for no rules for rules for wishing? Wishception.
@Didnt get the joke, More of a paradox...
1) to be able to speak any language be it Egyptian, Latin, Klingon, or sicorax.... 2) to be able to fight any fighting style masterfully even the ones with weapons (so therefor also the ability to use any weapon masterfully) and 3) the ability to perform any art style masterfully (visual arts, culinary arts, industrial arts, etc)
1) Infinite Money 2) be able to eat infinite food without getting fat 3) more genies 4) Profit
1. Invisibility 2. Mind Reading 3. Super-Fast Comment Correcting Powers...I'm very slow at what I do.
1)fireball projection. 2) expert swordsmanship ability. 3) to have really good lucky
@APUSH student, 3) to have really good luck.
My three wishes: always be able to pull the right amount of money out of my pockets or purse not matter what, have wings like Maximum Ride, and always have incredibly fast Internet everywhere.
1. Ability to see through the clothes of sexy women 2. More sexy women 3. Complete control/suppression of my boner.
I wish for no more black people.
@No Bark Noonan, Woah there.... None of that!
Wish for more wishes!
I wish to be sylar
1) fireball projection
Rocket boots AND wings? Of course
He wished for a thong?
1. That I got everything I wanted
2. Nothing else
Why couldn't you just wish to be a god and use your last two wishes for like a sandwich or something
1) world peace. 2) to be able to fly in outer space with just my body and at the speed of light. 3) to go in the past but come back still
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