I feel sorry for you if that's the kind of girls you're friends with...
The person who made this is a fedora neck beard 'nice guy' clearly
@Vaginal Discharge, or Or OR, they've had a female friend before.
@CaptainSwordsman, Nope. They're still a fedora-wearing neckbeard mouthbreather.
@CaptainSwordsman, I'm female and I would never do any of those things to a friend. To generalize every single female (and even every single male) like this just shows that this person doesn't have much human interaction.
@TheBookEscape, he also generalizes all men as being helpful.
Just got off a 10 hour shift from my new job and finally feel like things are going smooth just thought I'd share
I'm a guy & when one of my guy friends gets publibly embarrassed, I laugh uncontrollably & they do the same to me.
My "male" friends laugh their ass off when I publicly embarrass myself. Wtf is this talking about.
Who lent their car to a dog?
It neglects to include the quality of your friendship.
@SJSJSK9, no it is included by male friend versus female "friend". It should really just say friend vs "friend" vs dog
Bitches be trippin
Yes finally a night shift in Australia
@The noble blue beast, if you read this picture without hi-res, you've got a 'good eye might.' (Psst, read it out loud)
How can a dog jump without legs?
@Jamals Son, it implies the girl is less helpful than a regular dog
@That College Kid, oh, cheers!
One of them's a bitch, the other's an awesome dog
I don't really have any female friends like that...if you do, you just need better female friends.
Female "friend" here. My close friend and her family got evicted, they stayed with me for 2 months. My best friend found out she had leukemia 5 days before Christmas, I baked her favorite muffins, brought her the biggest tree they'd allow, decorated it, and spent hours by her bedside just to make her smile. I would do most anything for my friends. And I'm blessed with friends who have shown me they would too. Sorry for the length, just felt the need to share.
All my friends act the same when I'm publicly embarassed, have screwed something up, or really need a favor... because they're my friends. I don't get how this was even supposed to be funny.
I don't get Jewish jokes anne frankly I don't think they're that funny, good night everyone
@Djesus uncrossed, lolocaust
Id say the dog is actually more helpful than the female friend in this chart...
This is every female "friend" i've ever had...
I live with 3 girls trust me it's true
All of this is true
So a dog with no legs can run away?
22 April 2014 #22April2014
The only ones that are accurate for my female friends are the first three
I didnt even read the stuff in the middle, just the top and bottom.