Guy: Sweet , I finally got a hot girl home. Now what?
@gunitg7007, never thought I'd get this far
@gunitg7007, stare at her until she makes a sandwitch? That's what the internet taught me...
@gunitg7007, pay her
@gunitg7007, plot twist: the girl is actually a transgender
His face looks like he regrets landing a hot chick
@origamiguyljb, Plot twist: He was cat-calling the stray kitten in background but attracted her instead.
@origamiguyljb, psss! Thats not a chick.
As a fat guy I can tell you that 67% of the time this works all the time.
@Jacked Russell, that smells like pure gasoline.
Plot twist: only reason she stays with him cuz HE's a gold digger
22 April 2014 #22April2014
@Raven1313, Do you do this by hand or do you have a program?
@Hank the Hamster, I just copy and paste. Someone said about writing a script before but it did not work
"Huh, I didn't think I'd get this far"
So.. What they gonna do with that plant..
Look at the size of his shoes! No wonder she went home with him
The only reason she went home with him is because she has herpes.
This picture wants me to kermit suicide
@ThePwn, it must really not be easy being green
@PKMN Trainer Red, with envy
If you look at it backwards he's asking if he can bury her alive
He didn't plan this far ahead
Everything turned out better than expected.
Is a men !!!!!